Plain selfish idiocy

TangyZizzle

This morning at about the 4am mark my neighbour triggered his homes smoke alarm. He couldn't work out exactly how to turn it off.. so.. he left it in the back garden.

G'wan; top that.

Im Only 71Kg

my neighbour died after having sex with a dog.

NomdePlume

Why couldn't he do what everyone else does - jump and smack it with a tea-towel?

The Internet Explorer

TangyZizzle wrote: »

G'wan; top that.

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was two smoke alarms. He just put them out in the garden because he didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

vibe666

i lived in a big apartment block where the alarms were all hard wired in and were directly outside the bathroom and could not tell the difference between steam and smoke.

the alarms used to go off almost every day, invariably when someone either decided that a 3am shower was a good idea, or that they had the munchies and needed to burn some food.

ironically enough, the one time our alarm didn't go off was when a candle had fallen onto a storage heater and filled the apartment with smoke. the sensor was actually triggered thankfully, but our alarm didn't sound even though everyone else's did. if it hadn't been for people actually checking the fire panel and coming to wake us up, we'd probably both be dead.

almost every time after that i was the first one to the fire panel and ended up putting out apartment fires twice before the fire brigade even arrived, one of which was a deep fat fryer that had set light to half of someone's kitchen.

so there is good and bad in them, even though they can be a PITA.

now burglar alarms on the other hand are a different story. i swear if my neighbour over the road is ever actually robbed, i'll help them fill their van as the cnut has a habit of turning it on with a window open and then going away for a week and leaving it to go off every 30 minutes. :mad:

strokemyclover

My neighbour makes his stuff tangy. Now I, like most of my friends, enjoy my Zizzle sweet, not tangy! But that selfish cnut ALWAYS makes his Zizzle tangy and I reckon he intentionally does it to piss everyone else off.... he knows when he goes around to everyone elses gaff he gets his Zizzle sweet!

Plain selfish idiocy!

starbelgrade

My neighbour ran me over, then drove off.

Where To

I don't have any neighbours so no, no I can't:(

Kojak

where do i go from here wrote: »

I don't have any neighbours so no, no I can't:(

You live on an island?

vibe666

Kojak wrote: »

You live on an island?

craggy island?

RichieC

Right wing politics.

annascott

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19W45gXBrMM

Chuck Stone

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was two smoke alarms. He just put them out in the garden because he didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was three smoke alarms. He just put them out in the garden because he didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

MungBean

My neighbours horses escaped and ran down my recently re-done lawn, I heard them go down said to myself "I'm losing it, sounds like horses" looked out the window and there they were.

Couple weeks later I heard a similar sound and said to myself "That backstard's let the horses out again" looked out to window to see about a dozen cows stampeding up the lawn.

Neighbour walks past and says "Take ya a while to rake that out"

Kojak

Skunkle wrote: »

My neighbours horses escaped and ran down my recently re-done lawn, I heard them go down said to myself "I'm losing it, sounds like horses" looked out the window and there they were.

At least it wasn't the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse...

Dangerous Man

Chuck Stone wrote: »

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was three smoke alarms. He just put them out in the garden because he didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

LUXURY! We lived in a box etc...

o1s1n

Chuck Stone wrote: »

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was three smoke alarms. He just put them out in the garden because he didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was four barking dogs. He just put them out in the garden because he didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

Spook80

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, because i had three smoke alarms that i put out in the garden because i didn't know how to turn them off and that was at 5am.

Best night sleep ever :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was four barking dogs but he enver went near the fire alarm, he just left it. Turned out he had died in the fire.

Kojak

How the fúck does everyone have the "exact same problem" even though all the posts are different?

Dangerous Man

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

My neighbour once had this exact same problem, except there was four barking dogs but he enver went near the fire alarm, he just left it. Turned out he had died in the fire.

Plain selfish idiocy. That's what that was.

ascanbe

TangyZizzle wrote: »

This morning at about the 4am mark my neighbour triggered his homes smoke alarm. He couldn't work out exactly how to turn it off.. so.. he left it in the back garden.

G'wan; top that.

In lieu of the lack of input from our self-styled libertarian brethren, up to this point: Ayn Rand wouldn't be spinning in her grave.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Kojak wrote: »

How the fúck does everyone have the "exact same problem" even though all the posts are different?

We all live on the same street...

Karona

Sitec wrote: »

I'm listening to a fcuking idiot driving up through an estate at 3:05am with a loud exhaust.

You must live in my estate

Karona

Our next door neighbours must love their vehicles, they come outside around 6 o'clock every morning to sit in the car and rev it for about a half an hour and his housemate sits on his scooter and revs that for a while. One of these days I will blast them with the cats piss. :mad:

Big Nasty

My neighbour once ate a fork, then he ate a plate, then he ate THREE SHREDDED WHEAT!!!

This was about 25 years ago in fairness.

Forest Master

where do i go from here wrote: »

I don't have any neighbours so no, no I can't:(

Ghost estate or bogger?

Forest Master

To the people trying to "top that" - why do you think 5am is worse than 4am?

SV

I once had to leave a smoke alarm out the back cos I couldn't figure out how to turn it off.

Had the selfish Smiths next door complaining though. Not my problem

Siuin

My neighbours have extremely loud sex nearly every night/ into the early hours of the morning. Worse still, I'm already aware that the woman's a heifer and her husband is pint sized, so whenever I hear them, I get fairly disturbing mental images

And when they stop, there's a gang of cats which I thought were simply fighting viciously outside my window, but apparently they're at it too...