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Kids Can Be Quick

  • 07-07-2011 3:26pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
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    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

    TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this child)

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

    TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it.
    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

    TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
    Did you copy his?
    CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

    TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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