anal sex

anawfulbogey

Have any of you tried it? Did you like it? What would your general opinion of it be?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

anawfulbogey wrote: »

Have any of you tried it? Did you like it? What would your general opinion of it be?

Anal sex is a lot like spinach. If you didn't like it as a child, you won't like it as an adult...

Temptamperu

your ma loved it

later12

Animals and Pet Issues, tbh.

theboss80

In before the lock/sneaky finger.

This discussion for after hours is anawfulbogey

Uncle Mclovin

See ya.

Zebra3

anawfulbogey wrote: »

Have any of you tried it? Did you like it? What would your general opinion of it be?

It'll probably hurt you first time round, but apparently you get used to it.

anawfulbogey

later10 wrote: »

Animals and Pet Issues, tbh.

??? A disturbing response.

Fratton Fred

anawfulbogey wrote: »

Have any of you tried it? Did you like it? What would your general opinion of it be?

By all accounts its not that bad, but apparently you need to find a "Small" man first and work your way up.

Are you thinking of trying it?

ilovesleep

What can I say? Have been preparing my bum all week for the weekend. Trying to get rid of a pimple on my bum.

Mr. Presentable

anawfulbogey wrote: »

Have any of you tried it? Did you like it? What would your general opinion of it be?

I'd rather not have anything going in my bum! Did you enjoy it?

GavRedKing

It will make your whole weak

kfallon

You put your index finger in,
Your index finger out,
In,
Out,
In,
Out,
Shake it all about,
You give her bum a pokey with your micky no doubt,
And that's what it's all about!

Oh the botty botty loving etc etc

greenybaby

OP have you tried it? Did you like it and were you the giver or the taker :cool:

Noopti

F*ckin AH. :rolleyes:

antocann

i think op is wonderin how they will get on in prison :eek:

antocann

Noopti wrote: »

buggerin AH. :rolleyes:

fixed that for ya

Degag

If porn has taught us anything, it's that the wimminz love it.

themadchef

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


That is all.

kfallon

themadchef wrote: »

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


That is all.

You love it ya slu' :pac:

efb

It's the sh1t!

themadchef

kfallon wrote: »

You love it ya slu' :pac:

Oh, is that what you were doing?

Well good job i started small :P

stovelid

I know a guy that thought it wouldn't hurt but when he did, it rectum.

efb

U topping r bottoming op?
Both have their advantages. Use plenty of lube and a strong condom.

kfallon

themadchef wrote: »

Oh, is that what you were doing?

Well good job i started small :P

That was my finger

Didn't want to go storming in there with the 'heavy artillery' first time round and make you spring a leak :eek: :P

stovelid

Also use a condom to avoid sweetcorn lodgement in the japs eye.

hidinginthebush

it's fcuking sh1t :pac::pac::pac:

jimthemental

stovelid wrote: »

Also use a condom to avoid sweetcorn lodgement in the japs eye.

I nearly got sick reading that. OP also mind you don't snap your banjo string.

phill106

It's a pain in the ass

starviewadams

Ah the auld smelly finger,95% of conversations in secondary school were about who had/hadn't got the smelly finger off the local girl of loose morals in the convent across the road.Simpler times.

I still often think about Sister Emelda.

My name is URL

Watch that porn educational show on TV3 tomorrow night.. They're gonna be doing a piece on anal sex

spiraleye

anawfulbogey wrote: »

Have any of you tried it? Did you like it? What would your general opinion of it be?

i heard it makes your hole weak or was that ..... your whole week

phill106

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Anal sex is a lot like spinach. If you didn't like it as a child, you won't like it as an adult...

apt username...

kfallon

My name is URL wrote: »

Watch that porn educational show on TV3 tomorrow night.. They're gonna be doing a piece on anal sex

If there's a girl in it with a pimple on her hole we know who it is..... :P

iPlop

Nothing should ever go up the "chod bin" ,imagine pulling out and having a lump of sweetcorn stuck to your bulb!

Uhhh I'm gonna vomit.........................:(

later12

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Nothing should ever go up the "chod bin" ,imagine pulling out and having a lump of sweetcorn stuck to your bulb!

be worse if it were poo.

stephen_k

At long as they have the common decency to give me a reach around...

anawfulbogey

How would one prepare for it?

later12

anawfulbogey wrote: »

How would one prepare for it?

Why with bung balm of course.

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm1.jpg

dr.bollocko

Try the sex and sexuality forum or maybe some comfortable cushions.