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River Liffey ejects homeless man and rabbit

  • 06-07-2011 9:20pm
    #1
    Needler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭


    From the Daily Fail
    IN a fit of rage the river Liffey has forcefully ejected a homeless man and a rabbit thrown in earlier from a bridge after a row with a passer by.

    Emergency services attempting to rescue the pair were stunned as the man and his rabbit were suddenly spewed out by the river several hundred feet into the air but landed on the bridge completely unharmed.

    Several other objects have since been ejected by the river including bicycles and shopping trolleys which damaged nearby property and a handwritten none that read the following:

    "For hundreds of years I have put up with abuse by Dubliners using me as a rubbish bin for all sorts of things but this latest incident where a poor man's pet rabbit was thrown in, expecting me to drown it is the lowest level of scumbaggery I have seen yet and I won't stand for it anymore.

    cordially,

    The River Liffey"



Comments

  • #2
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    stupid.


  • #3
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Have you ever thought of a career in comedy writing OP? I think you would do well.


  • #4
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    stupid.
    But vaguely funny.:)
    edit:well I laughed, but thats no guarantee anyone else will.


  • #5
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Pointless thread me thinks! Just plain silly.


  • #6
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    What is this....I don't even...???


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  • #7
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    Pointless thread me thinks! Just plain silly.

    Oooh, look. It's boards' new John Giles.


  • #8
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I'm convinced people saw the ton of thanks I and the first poster got in the thread and thought "gotta get me some o that!"

    (looking at you too Starbelgrade! :P )


  • #9
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    im 12 and what is this


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