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Fly Spray, Or ....?

Ditch · 2011-07-06 17:19:32

Ever sit, with ye doors open. Then, every now and then, pish a burst of 'Fly Spray' ~ basically, 'Nerve Gas' ~ into the window and sit watching those muvva's break dance all over the window sill? Or, should I get a TV?

06-07-2011 5:19pm

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Ever sit, with ye doors open. Then, every now and then, pish a burst of 'Fly Spray' ~ basically, 'Nerve Gas' ~ into the window and sit watching those muvva's break dance all over the window sill?

Or, should I get a TV?

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#2 06-07-2011 5:20pm

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I'd say, ring up the lads with the white jackets!
They need to come for a collection!

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#3 06-07-2011 5:23pm

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off to the garage with you

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#4 06-07-2011 5:24pm

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What?

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#5 06-07-2011 5:24pm

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They say that's how serial killers get started. Next it's small animals and before you know it you have Mrs Doyle from next door, chopped up and spread across three bin bags in the boot of your car on your way out to Ringsend.

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#6 06-07-2011 5:26pm

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I have a phobia of that stuff. Seriously.. if I got the whiff of it in a room I wouldn't go into it

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#7 06-07-2011 5:27pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

I have a phobia of that stuff. Seriously.. if I got the whiff of it in a room I wouldn't go into it

Ya would just buzz off?

...Gets coat... :pac:

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#8 06-07-2011 5:29pm

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Leave Leitrim now, just go.

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#9 06-07-2011 5:32pm

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Surely your tinfoil hat is offering you protection from the flies?

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#10 06-07-2011 5:33pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

I have a phobia of that stuff. Seriously.. if I got the whiff of it in a room I wouldn't go into it

It's lethal stuff, god only knows the damage we do to ourselves by spraying it. Instructions say "do not inhale", kinda hard if you're spraying indoors.

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#11 06-07-2011 5:36pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

It's lethal stuff, god only knows the damage we do to ourselves by spraying it. Instructions say "do not inhale", kinda hard if you're spraying indoors.

Only applies to Jeff Goldblum, the rest of us will be fine.*

*Probably not true

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#12 06-07-2011 5:37pm

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Bah ! you are in the tupenny place, Fly papers are where its at ! Watch them struggle to free themselves until every last bit of life drains from their misunderstood bodies. Very entertaining Indeed.. Mouse Traps...now theres a thi.............etc

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#13 06-07-2011 5:48pm

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I thought this thread was going to be a comparison between fly spray and very cheap perfume.

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#14 06-07-2011 6:12pm

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Ditch wrote: »

Ever sit, with ye doors open. Then, every now and then, pish a burst of 'Fly Spray' ~ basically, 'Nerve Gas' ~ into the window and sit watching those muvva's break dance all over the window sill?

Or, should I get a TV?

I thought I was the only one.

Hello my long lost brother/sister/wife/etc

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#15 06-07-2011 6:20pm

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waiting for some proper wasp action before i put out my wasp graveyard. clean jam jar half filled with water, smeared with honey and maple syrup on inside just barely above water level... weird funnel top made of old tights... they can get in but they cant get out... thats proper dedication.

(Bees are saved though... bless them and their drunken selves in the mornings)

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#16 06-07-2011 6:38pm

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These stickers that you put on your window are meant to be good at keeping flies away
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pest-Stop-Window-Fly-Stickers-4-Pack/dp/B000LXZ85S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309977367&sr=8-1
Plus you won't have your house smelling like fly spray :cool:

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#17 06-07-2011 6:48pm

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Buddinplant wrote: »

waiting for some proper wasp action before i put out my wasp graveyard. clean jam jar half filled with water, smeared with honey and maple syrup on inside just barely above water level... weird funnel top made of old tights... they can get in but they cant get out... thats proper dedication.

(Bees are saved though... bless them and their drunken selves in the mornings)

Your my nemises..:pac:....http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056319879

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#18 06-07-2011 7:02pm

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Why don't we have screen doors in Ireland?

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#19 07-07-2011 9:15am

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*slams screen door*

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