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Wednesday Funnies

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  • 06-07-2011 9:27am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    I text my wife:

    Honey, I'm just having one more pint then I'll be home.
    If I'm not home in twenty minutes just read this text again.
    ________________________________________________

    Paddy and Murphy are on a plane.

    Paddy says "If the plane turns upside down will we fall out?"

    Murphy says "No, we will always be friends."
    ________________________________________________

    The missus has just brought a pair of Meatloaf knickers.

    On the front it says 'I will do anything for love'

    On the back it says 'But I won't do that!'

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    shawnee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭shawnee


    Love all you're jokes monkiesocks , keep em comin, makes me smile :D


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