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Wednesday Funnies

MonkieSocks · 2011-07-06 08:27:57

I text my wife: Honey, I'm just having one more pint then I'll be home. If I'm not home in twenty minutes just read this text again. ________________________________________________ Paddy and Murphy are on a plane. Paddy says "If the plane turns upside down will we fall out?" Murphy says "No, we will always be friends."…

06-07-2011 8:27am

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MonkieSocks

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I text my wife:

Honey, I'm just having one more pint then I'll be home.
If I'm not home in twenty minutes just read this text again.
________________________________________________

Paddy and Murphy are on a plane.

Paddy says "If the plane turns upside down will we fall out?"

Murphy says "No, we will always be friends."
________________________________________________

The missus has just brought a pair of Meatloaf knickers.

On the front it says 'I will do anything for love'

On the back it says 'But I won't do that!'

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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#2 07-07-2011 10:59am

shawnee

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Love all you're jokes monkiesocks , keep em comin, makes me smile

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