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Old Lady

Tauriel · 2011-07-05 10:40:25

An old lady is in a lift in a posh department store when two young, arrogant women get in wearing very expensive scent. "Romance by Ralph Lauren - E150 a bottle" says one. "Chanel No5, E200 a bottle" says the other one. As the old lady leaves the lift she farts and says "Brussel sprouts - 30c a pound from Tesco".

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05-07-2011 11:40am

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Tauriel

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An old lady is in a lift in a posh department store when two young, arrogant women get in wearing very expensive scent.

"Romance by Ralph Lauren - E150 a bottle" says one.

"Chanel No5, E200 a bottle" says the other one.

As the old lady leaves the lift she farts and says "Brussel sprouts - 30c a pound from Tesco".

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