Lads,could you date a woman who looks like an ugly man?

cesc77

Just seen Rory McIlroy on there.Hes one weird lookin critter(any wonder he keeps the mop on his head with the elf ears hes been blessed with)

I think he looks like an ugly wee woman

Ladies could you date a man who looks like an ugly woman?

100,000,000 quid and worldwide fame aside:pac:

efb

cesc77 wrote: »

Just seen Rory McElroy on there.Hes one weird lookin critter(any wonder he keeps the mop on his head with the elf ears hes been blessed with)

I think he looks like an ugly wee woman

Ladies could you date a man who looks like an ugly woman?

100,000,000 quid and worldwide fame aside:pac:

I think he's kinda cute!

katiebelle

This is feckin Ireland , not much of a selection to chose from,

aligator_am

I'd say he's earning some major cash...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls

deisedave

katiebelle wrote: »

This is feckin Ireland , not much of a selection to chose from,

:rolleyes:

Cill Dara Abu

Jaysus, is it me or are the threads in AH getting worse...

cesc77

efb wrote: »

I think he's kinda cute!

Ye waaaa?:eek:


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

starbelgrade

We haven't had a "I'm so handsome, I only date models" thread in at least 3 weeks.

vicwatson

Rory McElroy

Are you talking about Rory McIlroy the golfer ?

cesc77

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Jaysus, is it me or are the threads in AH getting worse...

No,just mine probably:(

OutlawPete

cesc77 wrote: »

I think he looks like an ugly wee woman.

Never been on a watersports site, tell me - what does a "wee woman" look like.

cesc77

vicwatson wrote: »

Are you talking about Rory McIlroy the golfer ?

Affirmative.

How did you guess?Was it my identikit description?

Or my mis-spelling by one letter?:pac:

rockmongrel

I wouldn't 'date' anyone I'm not attracted to, so take from that what you will.

vicwatson

Or my mis-spelling by one letter?

Yup !

booboo88

cesc77 wrote: »

Just seen Rory McIlroy on there.Hes one weird lookin critter(any wonder he keeps the mop on his head with the elf ears hes been blessed with)

I think he looks like an ugly wee woman

Ladies could you date a man who looks like an ugly woman?

100,000,000 quid and worldwide fame aside:pac:

someone give him a haircut :eek:

cesc77

OutlawPete wrote: »

Never been on a watersports site, tell me - what does a "wee woman" look like.

Ach sure theres loads of them up here like.They must stop them at the border.

cesc77

booboo88 wrote: »

someone give him a haircut :eek:

Thats the thing Bob,when he was a kid he was a pointy nosed,pointy eared wee spud so the hair is used to camouflage /distract from the facial extremeties.:pac:

W.Shakes-Beer

I seen a woman last week who looked the image of Jack Black with makeup. The answer is no, OP.

Cill Dara Abu

rockmongrel wrote: »

I wouldn't 'date' anyone I'm not attracted to, so take from that what you will.

Your shallow!


Shame on you!!

:pac:

Cill Dara Abu

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I seen a woman last week who looked the image of Jack Black with makeup. The answer is no, OP.

You sure it was'nt just Jack Black with make-up on?

W.Shakes-Beer

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

You sure it was'nt just Jack Black with make-up on?

Could have been, this "woman" actually had a 5 O'Clock shadow going on.

7sr2z3fely84g5

Foreigners got alot of them up the duff..

pragmatic1

With the amount of money he makes, I'd ****in date him. And I've got a pair of balls.

AnnyHallsal

He seems like a lovely chap, especially for one so successful and talented.

booboo88

cesc77 wrote: »

Thats the thing Bob,when he was a kid he was a pointy nosed,pointy eared wee spud so the hair is used to camouflage /distract from the facial extremeties.:pac:

this is may be true, but surely theres a better cut than that????:eek:
failing that theres always ze brown paper bag:D

booboo88

pragmatic1 wrote: »

With the amount of money he makes, I'd ****in date him. And I've got a pair of balls.

actually....i second this......ive done it before ill do it again


with brown paper bag

ejmaztec

I bet he's got a handsome wad.

7sr2z3fely84g5

When your famous you become "gorgeous" all sudden.

Barna77

Er... no.

It's against my principles


:rolleyes:

Logical Fallacy

pragmatic1 wrote: »

With the amount of money he makes, I'd ****in date him. And I've got a pair of balls.

4?

eternal

Who t f are you to dis Rory ? What hes achieved at his age is remarkable.
Its losers like this thread maker that make my blood boil.He has a childhood sweetheart whos beautiful to boot.
I suppose all of the people mocking him would have acheived as much as him ?
Hes also down to earth and a nice guy.

Cill Dara Abu

eternal wrote: »

Who t f are you to dis Rory ? What hes achieved at his age is remarkable.
Its losers like this thread maker that make my blood boil.He has a childhood sweetheart whos beautiful to boot.
I suppose all of the people mocking him would have acheived as much as him ?
Hes also down to earth and a nice guy.

I before E except after C

stovelid

katiebelle wrote: »

This is feckin Ireland , not much of a selection to chose from,

Translation: I can't get the ride in a rodeo.

RHunce

Wayyyy to much emphasis on looks. :mad:

cesc77

eternal wrote: »

Who t f are you to dis Rory ? What hes achieved at his age is remarkable.
Its losers like this thread maker that make my blood boil.He has a childhood sweetheart whos beautiful to boot.
I suppose all of the people mocking him would have acheived as much as him ?
Hes also down to earth and a nice guy.

Its what we do to the tall poppies,dont you know?

Yeah hes a lovely lad and he will be a shining light for Ireland in the future ....but hes a weird wee bollix who looks like an ugly woman.

Sorry,your first sentence was in code and I dont have my enigma machine on me.Are you calling the troops or could you just not be bothered to spell out words?

Dont get me onto the childhood sweetheart who has suddenly made up with him as he almost hit it big in the states.

Shes a bit weird too...

Theyre like two lesbians.Am I misreading this?

cesc77

RHunce wrote: »

Wayyyy to much emphasis on looks. :mad:

Did you see the state of him when he had the blond tips!!?:eek:

Lord of the rings wouldnt of had him as an extra.:pac:

floutingmaxims

cesc77 wrote: »

Did you see the state of him when he had the blond tips!!?:eek:

Lord of the rings wouldnt of had him as an extra.:pac:

Went to google to find out what he looked like blonde and was was typing "Rory McIlroy B..." it predicted bulge.. seems to be enough ladies googling his bulge. I'd call that a win.

Super-Rush

Stupid thread is stupid.

Try harder op. A lot harder.