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What is your greatest (and also, most shameful) contribution to humanity?

  • 04-07-2011 12:32pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    Greatest

    I found this car chase scene on ebaumsworld, which I later dubbed with the music of Smokey and the Bandit, for greater impact and also to give it a feel-good-factor. The video has been enjoyed by almost 200,000 people so far (just 6 dislikes) and so I feel sure that because of the butterfly effect, I have altered those people's lives for the better.

    Most shameful

    I found this car chase scene on ebaumsworld, which I later dubbed with the music of Smokey and the Bandit, for greater impact and also to give it a feel-good-factor. The video has been enjoyed by almost 200,000 people so far (just 6 dislikes) but I think maybe I glorified car theft with it and perhaps have caused the deaths of many people and possibly also resulted in many becoming paraplegics.


    So (taking the butterfly effect in consideration) what is your greatest (and also, most shameful) contribution to humanity?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i went back in time to stop a cyborg from killing this kid which will lead the rebellion against the machines.


  • Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHAHZyAsUiw

    It's not that great.....dislike....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭Opelfruit


    I just went back in time and stopped a time-traveller from stopping a cyborg from killing a kid. The kid was a whiney bitch and deserved what he got.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Greatest

    I found this car chase scene on ebaumsworld, which I later dubbed with the music of Smokey and the Bandit, for greater impact and also to give it a feel-good-factor. The video has been enjoyed by almost 200,000 people so far (just 6 dislikes) and so I feel sure that because of the butterfly effect, I have altered those people's lives for the better.

    Most shameful

    I found this car chase scene on ebaumsworld, which I later dubbed with the music of Smokey and the Bandit, for greater impact and also to give it a feel-good-factor. The video has been enjoyed by almost 200,000 people so far (just 6 dislikes) but I think maybe I glorified car theft with it and perhaps have caused the deaths of many people and possibly also resulted in many becoming paraplegics.


    So (taking the butterfly effect in consideration) what is your greatest (and also, most shameful) contribution to humanity?


    Ahh,lad what have you done!!

    By posting this you are exacerbating the butterfly effect drawing more people in who may view your vid and wipe out some bystanders as a consequence.:(

    Even worse,your thread may inadvertantly cause a 4th installment of that sack of sh1te film....the name escapes me:confused::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭B_Fanatic


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHAHZyAsUiw

    It's not that great.....dislike....

    I thought it was brilliant.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Sweatynutsack


    I stopped a crowd of snakes from entering a plane


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The video has been enjoyed by almost 200,000 people so far (just 6 dislikes)

    You know that number is going to shoot through the roof now? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I stopped Biff Tannen from becoming a millionaire by giving himself the Gray's Sports Almanac back in 1955.

    I think Hollywood used my biography to make some sort of film a number of years ago - I've never seen it though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    I used my knowledge of ventriloquy to convince some Jewish kid from Nazarus that he was the Messiah.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Eh...

    Greatest- The work I do entertains millions of kids across the world and makes them smile.


    Most shameful- The work I do bores thousands of parents who are forced to sit through cartoons by their whiney-assed, overly-privileged brats.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    DYNAMITE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    probably my Hammer 2.0 tutorial. still helping noobs learn to create their first rooms after nearly 8 years online.

    cant think of my worst... probably something i did drunk then later buried from my conscience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I made my contribution to the continuance of the species.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    You know that number is going to shoot through the roof now? :D

    Just 6 in two years .. and yet 7 today :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    In one week I caught a handbag snatcher and pulled a girl from the Liffey, whom I later met and found she was pregnant and happy.

    My worst is the smugness of this post. What kind of cúnt would boast about this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    My erection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    My erection.

    Can't be sure about the rules, but I think it has to involve other people to count. Try again maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    I killed this guys parents and made them into chilli , then made him eat the chilli and radiohead called him a pussy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    I killed 2pac


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    In one week I caught a handbag snatcher and pulled a girl from the Liffey, whom I later met and found she was pregnant and happy.

    My worst is the smugness of this post. What kind of cúnt would boast about this?


    A thankswhore:D

    Bet you hunted down the pregnant girl so she could thank you:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I once attempted to kill my father.

    I ironically saved his life years later.

    Greatest, most shameful, I'm not sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    DYNAMITE

    DYNAMITE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,070 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    I convinced a young Austrian art student to move to Germany and follow his dream, I wonder what ever happened to Adolf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    I killed this guys parents and made them into chilli , then made him eat the chilli and radiohead called him a pussy

    That's hilarious. I see what you did there - your username is Eric Cartman, so you picked something that Eric Cartman actually did in the cartoon, and pretended it was you. That's genius!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    I was the Milky Bar Kid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    I enjoyed the vid, OP. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I enjoyed the vid, OP. :D

    Be careful, most Irish cars are not rear-wheel drive like their American counterparts .. and wear a seat belt for heaven's sake :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Be careful, most Irish cars are not rear-wheel drive like their American counterparts .. and wear a seat belt for heaven's sake :o

    Cheers. Top tip :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    DYNAMITE
    but then you left a load of money in a fund to give out prizes for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    That's hilarious. I see what you did there - your username is Eric Cartman, so you picked something that Eric Cartman actually did in the cartoon, and pretended it was you. That's genius!

    I know, thats why im boards.ie's most loved and most hillarious poster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Being the nosey f**ker that I am, I looked through your other vids OP.
    The Dr. Bollocko arrested one was funny - you know you will go to hell for taking the p*ss out of the Angelus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 100 ✭✭Mickjg


    I.... put the screw....... in the tuna.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ArtyM wrote: »
    Being the nosey f**ker that I am, I looked through your other vids OP.
    The Dr. Bollocko arrested one was funny - you know you will go to hell for taking the p*ss out of the Angelus.

    The Angeles part was only part I stole, so someone else is going to hell for that ;)


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