Friends with Benefits?

donegal.295

Recently I've been thinking I'd like to find a 'friend with benefits'. Is anyone currently in this situation? How's it working out?

lecker Hendl

I have one friend on the dole.

Needler

They're imaginary friends but the benefits I collect on their behalf in the post office are real

Cill Dara Abu

I've a mate that works in Croke park get free tickets all the time, so he's definetly a friend with benefits

orourkeda

Dont all friends have benefits

mikom

donegal.295 wrote: »

Recently I've been thinking I'd like to find a 'friend with benefits'. Is anyone currently in this situation? How's it working out?

Friendly with my ould lad........ and he's in REPS.
Working out ok.

OutlawPete

You mean shag someone with a disability?

Then rob their benefits :eek:

Needler

OutlawPete wrote: »

You mean shag someone with a disability?

Don't think he mentioned anything about shagging

Cill Dara Abu

OutlawPete wrote: »

You mean shag someone with a disability?

Wha???

Duggy747

I'm an IT techie so automatically I've become everybody's friend with benefits when it troubles them.

Cùnts.

ArtSmart

orourkeda wrote: »

Dont all friends have benefits

what planet you living in?




as for the Op, it's a myth. forgetttabourrrit

Kevin Duffy

That's after starting an Allannis Morrisette song going through my head Damn you OP, what did I ever do on you?

mikemac

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm an IT techie

I don't call you anymore

All you ever do is tell me to turn it off and turn it on again

SarahBeep!

It never works, EVER.

Needler

SarahBeep! wrote: »

It never works, EVER.

how many times have you tried?

orourkeda

ArtSmart wrote: »

what planet you living in?




as for the Op, it's a myth. forgetttabourrrit

Are all your friends ****?

OutlawPete

Needler wrote: »

Don't think he mentioned anything about shagging

What do you think he wants to do with them, play Twister?

Duggy747

mikemac wrote: »

All you ever do is tell me to turn it off and turn it on again

Nonsense, that's what the hacks will you tell you. My method of screaming various swear words at it while hitting it furiously with a Philips screwdriver (Has to be Philips, a flathead will just plain break it) works wonders! :pac:

later12

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

That's after starting an Allannis Morrisette song going through my head Damn you OP, what did I ever do on you?

Isnt she great? And not at all a lesbian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iuO49jbovg

TheRiddler

I have no friends so I **** myself to sleep every night, guess my hand is my friend. God I'm so lonely

Needler

OutlawPete wrote: »

What do you think he wants to do with them, play Twister?

I think he wants their dole money

ArtSmart

orourkeda wrote: »

Are all your friends ****?

well, tbh, i dont usually follow them into the toilet/ bedroom/ horse box.

but I have my suspicions. (one of them opened a 'shot' bar in NZ)

AG2R

Goes great for a month or two, then you reach the situation where its be her BF or you're not getting near her

7sr2z3fely84g5

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I've a mate that works in Croke park get free tickets all the time, so he's definetly a friend with benefits

Thought you would had got free petrol

*i show meself out....

ArtSmart

SarahBeep! wrote: »

It never works, EVER.

Needler wrote: »

how many times have you tried?

Well?


but seriously, it doesn't.


unless there a cash transaction.



and even then, they never call back.


:P

ArtSmart

TheRiddler wrote: »

I have no friends so I **** myself to sleep every night, guess my hand is my friend. God I'm so lonely

i dunno.

has this 'friend' ever asked you to move furniture?

ball

TheRiddler wrote: »

I have no friends so I **** myself to sleep every night, guess my hand is my friend. God I'm so lonely

Palmela Handerson?

Karona

Have an ex with benefits... and it stays that way. :cool:

vonnie10

It's not supposed to work out because you're not going be friends with benefits forever anyway!! It will either blossom into a relationship or you'll go your separate ways and stop "benefitting" from each other. You don't hear of many sixty year olds going on about their **** buddies now, well not that i know of anyway I may well stand corrected!!!

LostGirly

It doesn't work! Ever! Believe me - I finished one last night due to the fact that it was obvious someone (i.e. me in this instance) was going to get hurt!!
It's not my first time and it's always the same one or the other falls for the other person and it HAS to end then as there'll be tears otherwise!

I'll probably get tarred and feathered for this but - more often than not it's the girl that gets hurt as girls find it much harder to separate sex from emotions! Not always, just most of the time!

stargazer 68

LostGirly wrote: »

I'll probably get tarred and feathered for this but - more often than not it's the girl that gets hurt as girls find it much harder to separate sex from emotions! Not always, just most of the time!

Yeah you will!
I had an FWB for a couple of years and it was him that wanted more not me. Luckily for me he left the country recently for work so that solved that problem.! :rolleyes:

mattjack

LostGirly wrote: »

It doesn't work! Ever! Believe me - I finished one last night due to the fact that it was obvious someone (i.e. me in this instance) was going to get hurt!!
It's not my first time and it's always the same one or the other falls for the other person and it HAS to end then as there'll be tears otherwise!

I'll probably get tarred and feathered for this but - more often than not it's the girl that gets hurt as girls find it much harder to separate sex from emotions! Not always, just most of the time!

oh..you,ll be back.........

Ellis Dee

TheRiddler wrote: »

I have no friends so I **** myself to sleep every night, guess my hand is my friend. God I'm so lonely

Well, you can always console yourself that, as Woody Allen famously pointed out, you are having sex with someone you love.;););)

Gandalph

Yeh someone always gets attached and screwed over. Iv been on both sides of the fence and its not very nice! Just get yourself a nice partner that loves sex! (easier said than done right?)