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Another little Johnny one

smiley girl · 2011-07-01 22:25:41

Little Johnny went into school after being absent the previous day. His teacher demands, "where were you yesterday Johnny?" "I"m sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny. "Oh,I"m sorry,I hope it wasn"t serious," says the teacher.To which Johnny replies, "well, they don"t **** about at the crematorium miss."

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01-07-2011 11:25pm

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smiley girl

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Little Johnny went into school after being absent the previous day. His teacher demands, "where were you yesterday Johnny?"
"I"m sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.
"Oh,I"m sorry,I hope it wasn"t serious," says the teacher.To which Johnny replies, "well, they don"t **** about at the crematorium miss."

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