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Spit or Swallow?

  • 30-06-2011 4:45pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭


    Well... what do you do?









    So I've moved in fairly recently to a new house-share and one of the girls takes a ridiculously long time in the bathroom. I decided to save time that I'd start brushing my teeth while in the hall. After a while I was done but had nowhere to get rid of it (other bathroom smells and the smelly housemate lives in the next room there) so I came to a head. What should I do?

    I did what was needed to be done. What would you have done in the same circumstance, considering that both bathrooms are not available - spit or swallow?

    Should I ask herself when she gets out actually?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    Kitchen sink?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    I'd say after swallowing a certain amount of toothpaste you could fall ill. Or by saving money on breakfast - end up rich.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Who the fcuk swallows?

    You don't drink your bath water do you, so why drink the water you wash your teeth with so.

    SPIT!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    brush when you get to work. let the saliva rebalance the ph of your mouth after your breakfast. if you brush too soon after eating when your mouth is more acidic, then you'll cause some tooth wear, which will give you bother in a few years!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Who the fcuk swallows?

    You don't drink your bath water do you, so why drink the water you wash your teeth with so.

    SPIT!!

    Ghey! :pac:

    Seriously though I cant spit on the floor


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Spit it into a cup and use it to brush your teeth the next time.

    Repeat until the liquid in the cup becomes brown :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Spit it into a cup and use it to brush your teeth the next time.

    Repeat until the liquid in the cup becomes brown :pac:

    Ya but cups and sink are in the kitchen, where people are eating/watching Tv.
    And I dont wanna move below Smelly Jim in the housemate standings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    gargle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Seriously though I cant spit on the floor

    I'd sooner spit toothpaste water on floor than swallow the stuff, fluoride is how the government control us dawg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I'd sooner spit toothpaste water on floor than swallow the stuff, fluoride is how the government control us dawg.

    Real Talk bro.

    Unfortunately I'm not a Maverick like you OutlawPete and I will continue to swallow what the government feeds me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Find 2 girls and ask them if you can use their 1 cup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    ArtyM wrote: »
    Find 2 girls and ask them if you can use their 1 cup.

    Don't give me that Shít


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭barone


    mix some snot in and chew that baby right up, minty snot .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭bryaner


    Get the fcuk up earlier and beat the bitches to the bathroom!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Spit outside maybe? No garden or drain nearby? Why do I even give a toss? Oh yeah, unemployed. ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Get someone to knock all your teeth out


    /problem solved


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    Spit outside maybe? No garden or drain nearby? Why do I even give a toss? Oh yeah, unemployed. ****.

    Good Idea. Hadn't thought of that. It certainly will pass the time, but may exacerbate my problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    Spit it into Smelly Jims bed, I'm sure he wouldn't mind from the sounds of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 malafela


    brush when you get to work. let the saliva rebalance the ph of your mouth after your breakfast. if you brush too soon after eating when your mouth is more acidic, then you'll cause some tooth wear, which will give you bother in a few years!

    Brush straight after waking up, otherwise you wont see the benefits of brushing. As all the plaque will end up in your stomach with your food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭nitromaster


    Purchase glass/cup/container. Spit into it. Empty later in sink..or even outside. :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    theboss80 wrote: »
    Spit it into Smelly Jims bed, I'm sure he wouldn't mind from the sounds of it.

    I think you've gone a bit far in all honesty.
    Here was a perfectly innocent thread and here you cum with your, with your filth.

    I'm pretty sure Smelly Jim would do some insane shít if I did that though. He's a nice guy though... just smells a bit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Very disappointing thread. I assumed it was about the merits of the sexual shenanigans of Premiership footballers and how they might be encouraged to take up birdwatching as a much more pleasant alternative.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭crafty dodger


    I'd like to think the girl in the bathroom swallows!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    I dont really understand what this has to do with blowjobs..?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Spit it through the keyhole of the bathroom door and ask her to mop it up when she's done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Spit it.
    The ingredients in this stuff isn't supposed to be a soup you drink every morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I dont really understand what this has to do with blowjobs..?

    I think the OP gives them at night, then wakes up wondering how to deal with it. Not sure, could be wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kitchen sink?
    Window?
    A glass??
    Anything man, but don't swallow it.

    That's just nasty..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    why would you swallow it :confused:
    no sinks, bins, shoes, hats, rubber gloves, rubbers, windows, or even glasses or mugs :confused::confused::confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Bite the bullet and clean the other bathroom.

    If necessary clean the other housemate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭spirit_77


    don't brush your teeth, problem solved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,731 ✭✭✭Bullseye1


    Unless your washing your teeth at the kitchen sink I would spit. You do realise the water coming from your other WHBs if from the cold water storage tank located in the attic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭gypsy_rose


    spit it outside and rinse with a glass of water. or tell that gob****e to get the hell out of the bathroom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    gypsy_rose wrote: »
    spit it outside and rinse with a glass of water. or tell that gob****e to get the hell out of the bathroom

    Ya but she's got a short fuse when it comes to her bathroom time, I mean like if I'm in there longer than ten minutes showering Id briefly wonder if they thought I was abusing myself... I'm not saying both can't be done in that space of time :rolleyes: but ffs like 20 mins in a morning. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Well... what do you do?
    So I've moved in fairly recently to a new house-share and one of the girls takes a ridiculously long time in the bathroom. I decided to save time that I'd start brushing my teeth while in the hall. After a while I was done but had nowhere to get rid of it (other bathroom smells and the smelly housemate lives in the next room there) so I came to a head. What should I do?

    I did what was needed to be done. What would you have done in the same circumstance, considering that both bathrooms are not available - spit or swallow?

    Should I ask herself when she gets out actually?

    I believe something was missed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    malafela wrote: »
    Brush straight after waking up, otherwise you wont see the benefits of brushing. As all the plaque will end up in your stomach with your food.

    wait a sec, so if you brush last thing at night, why brush straight after waking up?
    there's no point brushing before you eat, better to brush at the start of a gap between meals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Store.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 malafela


    wait a sec, so if you brush last thing at night, why brush straight after waking up?
    there's no point brushing before you eat, better to brush at the start of a gap between meals.

    You brush at night to remove the bacteria built up during the day.

    You brush before breakfast to remove the plaque that has built up over night. Otherwise you just digest it, which is bad.

    Only my two cents on it btw, if its proven against it ill change my ways!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    malafela wrote: »
    You brush at night to remove the bacteria built up during the day.

    You brush before breakfast to remove the plaque that has built up over night. Otherwise you just digest it, which is bad.

    Only my two cents on it btw, if its proven against it ill change my ways!

    so in the morning, do you brush your teeth, eat, then brush again?
    the plaque that builds up during the night should have little or no food/sugar to eat on so a well cleaned mouth before bed won't be causing much trouble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    another misleading thread title.

    :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    A bit of both really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    another misleading thread title.

    :mad:

    Mmm... I'd imagine a lot people saw the title and went 'oh, this looks interesting' and ran their mouse and thought 'it cant be can it?' and then came that moment where they contemplated sending me angry Pms :D


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