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Firemen

Tauriel · 2011-06-30 10:43:25

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. A lady asks "What are you?" He says "I'm a fireman" "But your only wearing a glass jar" says the woman. "Exactly. In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can"

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30-06-2011 11:43am

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Tauriel

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Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A lady asks "What are you?"

He says "I'm a fireman"

"But your only wearing a glass jar" says the woman.

"Exactly. In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can"

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#2 30-06-2011 11:45am
chucknorris

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DURTY!!!!

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#3 30-06-2011 12:00pm
Tauriel

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chucknorris wrote: »

DURTY!!!!

Would you expect anything less from me?

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#4 30-06-2011 12:37pm
chucknorris

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mustang shelly wrote: »

Would you expect anything less from me?

not a chance!

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