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Irish Pubs

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  • 29-06-2011 11:27am
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    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭


    A Polish bloke drinks his beer and throws his glass into the air, pulls a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.

    He says "In Poland our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

    A Pakistani impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots his glass to pieces.

    He says "In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses we don't need to drink out of the same glass either."

    Paddy the Irishman not to be outdone drinks his pint, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pump action shot gun and blows the sh**e out of the Pole and the Paki and catches his glass.

    He says "In Ireland we got that many Poles and Pakies that we don't have to drink with the same f**ker twice"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Ha Ha brilliant!Its just a joke but im sure a few do-gooder's will post to this thread screaming racial abuse,Non P.C. and all this bollix.


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