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  • 28-06-2011 1:02pm
    #1
    ChairSniffer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭


    Hello my helpful friends, long time eh? we go way back dont we. good old mates. always happy to help each other out.

    So, I kind of need some fresh envelopes from the following institutions. aib, garda and motor tax office.
    My friend Joey Joe Joe junior Shabadoo supposedly opened some letters which he really shouldn't have.
    he says he has to make the letters look untouched or hes fecked.
    How will Joey get these envelopes so that he does not lose an important (albeit, under-used) part of his body?

    (He also says this was entirely accidental and even if it wasn't that its a long story and that hes really the good guy here. also that youre looking good have you been working out)


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  • #2
    Vicxas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,449 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Off to prison with you!!


  • #3
    sidneykidney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    Yeah OK...next please:rolleyes:


  • #4
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Sellotape


  • #5
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    This is going to end well..:rolleyes:


  • #6
    Richard tea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭Richard tea


    Cant help you personally but if you give one of the Healy Rae chancers a call im sure they can help you out:eek:


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  • #7
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Richard tea wrote: »
    Cant help you personnally but if you give one of the Healy Rae chancers a call im sure they can help you out:eek:

    Or call Michael Lowrey or Bertie Ahearn, plenty of experience with envelopes there.


  • #8
    greenybaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭greenybaby


    Well that was a waste of 30 seconds, thanks for that :rolleyes:


  • #9
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    ChairSniffer wrote: »
    Hello my helpful friends, long time eh? we go way back dont we. good old mates. always happy to help each other out.

    So, I kind of need some fresh envelopes from the following institutions. aib, garda and motor tax office.
    My friend Joey Joe Joe junior Shabadoo supposedly opened some letters which he really shouldn't have.
    he says he has to make the letters look untouched or hes fecked.
    How will Joey get these envelopes so that he does not lose an important (albeit, under-used) part of his body?

    (He also says this was entirely accidental and even if it wasn't that its a long story and that hes really the good guy here. also that youre looking good have you been working out)

    You've been sniffing much more than chairs haven't you?


  • #10
    ImpossibleDuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck


    ChairSniffer wrote: »
    My friend Joey Joe Joe junior Shabadoo

    Bahahahahahahahaha. Ok bye now.


  • #11
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    We love you Jake.
    Make love to me Jake


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  • #12
    ChairSniffer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭ChairSniffer


    greenybaby wrote: »
    Well that was a waste of 30 seconds, thanks for that :rolleyes:

    hmm figured it might take you quite a bit longer


  • #13
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Just say you opened them drunk or something.


  • #14
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    OP banned, re reg.


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