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Jesus

Tauriel · 2011-06-28 11:10:51

Irishman, Aussie, and Knacker are in a bar. They spot Jesus sat on his own, so they each send him a drink and Jesus sups each pint slowly. When he's finished he walks over to the Irishman, shakes his hand, and thanks him for the guinness. "Look at that" says the Irishman "Me arthritis has gone!" Jesus then thanked the…

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28-06-2011 12:10pm

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Tauriel

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Irishman, Aussie, and Knacker are in a bar.

They spot Jesus sat on his own, so they each send him a drink and Jesus sups each pint slowly.

When he's finished he walks over to the Irishman, shakes his hand, and thanks him for the guinness.

"Look at that" says the Irishman "Me arthritis has gone!"

Jesus then thanked the Aussie for the fosters.

"Crikey" he says "My bad back is cured!"

Jesus approached the Knacker who runs away screaming "F**K OFF! I'M ON DISABILITY BENEFIT!"

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The camel replied "Thats a f**king good question from someone with a dick on his face!":D

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