Stupidest offer you got on adverts

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Whats the most stupidest offer you got on adverts?.

Biggins

Selling something for someone (not me) for €450 - got PM'ed an offer for €100.
Despite saying clearly, the price cannot be lowered.
There is some plonkers around.

biko

As adverts.ie is a sister site to boards.ie I ask:
do not link to adverts in this thread as it would point out specific users for ridicule, which isn't allowed.

stimpson

7 grand for a brand new Avensis "for my father who is a pensioner".

Oh okay, if he's a pensioner...

Toots

Selling a brand new digital camera for €150 (unwanted gift, was €200 in shops) advert had been up for an hour and got an offer of €50 :rolleyes:

mikemac

Laptop for sale, Apple macbook and I had my eye on it at a good price of €350. Seller stated no swaps and had four offers of swapping different mobile phones

Nothing but chancers over there

Even if you state no swaps multiple times in your ad you'll still get these offers

Rothmans

I got offered a boat as payment for a car. Not much use to me here in Laois, the most landlocked county in Ireland :P

Bonavox

Rothmans wrote: »

Laois, the most landlocked county in Ireland :P

Pfft, Offaly ftw.

mikemac

Tipperary is the most landlocked county.
The largest and surrounded by the most counties

That's not something to be proud of though

Bonavox

mikemac wrote: »

Tipperary is the most landlocked county.
The largest and surrounded by the most counties

That's not something to be proud of though

Tipperary can't be the most landlocked, where do you explain all their water they sell?

Rothmans

Bonavox wrote: »

Pfft, Offaly ftw.

mikemac wrote: »

Tipperary is the most landlocked county.
The largest and surrounded by the most counties

That's not something to be proud of though

Ah, but Laoise is the only county surrounded by counties which don't touch the sea.

Bonavox

Rothmans wrote: »

Ah, but Laoise is the only county surrounded by counties which don't touch the sea.

Ah now Kilkenny is letting you down there:

http://www.vousden.name/images/ireland-counties.jpg

ball

Rothmans wrote: »

Ah, but Laoise is the only county surrounded by counties which don't touch the sea.

Tell me you're not from there

Owen

Had a moped I'd restored for sale, repainted it completely, fixed all the electrics and running issues, had it up for butttons. I got PM's non stop asking if I'd swap for DVD collections, broken XBoxes, you name it. All I was short getting offered was someone's used toilet paper collection.

Rothmans

Bonavox wrote: »

Ah now Kilkenny is letting you down there:

http://www.vousden.name/images/ireland-counties.jpg

Ah Christ, I've been lied to all throughout primary school.

ball wrote: »

Tell me you're not from there

I claim to be from Kildare. But technically, I live just inside the Laoise border

Tipsy McSwagger

Bonavox wrote: »

Ah now Kilkenny is letting you down there:

http://www.vousden.name/images/ireland-counties.jpg

Kilkenny doesn't touch the sea

Rothmans

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Kilkenny doesn't touch the sea

Yeah actually, it doesn't touch the sea in this here map

Forest Master

Rothmans wrote: »

I claim to be from Kildare. But technically, I live just inside the Laoise border

Jesus man; then you need to learn how to spell it! It's Laois, FFS!

Never been made a stupid offer, but the stupidest thing I ever saw on Adverts was a guy selling a Cigar Cutter from a Xmas cracker. It was the EXACT same one that comes in those "swanky" Xmas crackers. I pointed it out and he took it down. :P

Rothmans

Forest Master wrote: »

Jesus man; then you need to learn how to spell it! It's Laois, FFS!

They are both equally correct.

Forest Master

Rothmans wrote: »

They are both equally correct.

No they're not.

Laois is the county. Laoise is a girl's name.

http://www.laois.ie/
http://laoise.net/

You may be confusing it with Portlaoise.

Bonavox

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Kilkenny doesn't touch the sea

Seen some satellite images that show the coast jutting inwards and forming some of Kilkenny's coast as well, not sure to be fair.

Degsy

There's some right prats on adverts...people offering the asking price and then vanishing off the face of the earth and not replying to PMs.

I reckon anybody doing that should be banned from adverts,its pure time-wasting.

Rothmans

Forest Master wrote: »

No they're not.

Laois is the county. Laoise is a girl's name.

http://www.laois.ie/
http://laoise.net/

You may be confusing it with Portlaoise.

Well I've always seen it spelt both ways

EDIT: According to wiki, Laoise is how its spelt as Gaeilge. That must be the reason behind it.

My name is URL

Any offer is better than none. I've a printer for sale atm which cost me 400 euro a couple of years ago and there's been no offers made =(

PS. Make me an offer :pac:

ball

My name is URL wrote: »

Any offer is better than none. I've a printer for sale atm which cost me 400 euro a couple of years ago and there's been no offers made =(

PS. Make me an offer :pac:

I'll swap you for a broken X-Box 360

Chris P. Bacon

Bonavox wrote: »

Seen some satellite images that show the coast jutting inwards and forming some of Kilkenny's coast as well, not sure to be fair.

There is no such thing as Kilkenny coast ,is it near the town?

Chris P. Bacon

My name is URL wrote: »

Any offer is better than none. I've a printer for sale atm which cost me 400 euro a couple of years ago and there's been no offers made =(

PS. Make me an offer :pac:

Awwww and your the only person who made a comment on it

Bonavox

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

There is no such thing as Kilkenny coast ,is it near the town?

I have no idea I'm just basing this off what I was told in Geography a few years back.

Chris P. Bacon

Bonavox wrote: »

I have no idea I'm just basing this off what I was told in Geography a few years back.

Ah thats alright,believe it or not some people actually think Kilkenny is a city!

Krusader

Rothmans wrote: »

They are both equally correct.

Laois = laois

laoise = of laois

Tipsy McSwagger

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Ah thats alright,believe it or not some people actually think Kilkenny is a city!

And some people actually think Waterford isn't a kip;)

wild_cat

Seen a guy offering a crack for a piece of software....

The ad was for a must have at the time computer hardware.

mattjack

Rothmans wrote: »

Ah Christ, I've been lied to all throughout primary school.



I claim to be from Kildare. But technically, I live just inside the Laoise border

laois ..kildare...is there a difference

Chris P. Bacon

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

And some people actually think Waterford isn't a kip;)

Been a while since you crossed the bridge id say

Forest Master

LOL - I just looked at teh topic title again and it's about stupid offers on Adverts.ie - WTF? The last 2 pages have been about counties that do or don't border the sea!

Rothmans

mattjack wrote: »

laois ..kildare...is there a difference

One is East, one is Midlands.

mattjack

Rothmans wrote: »

One is East, one is Midlands.

I cant believe you answered me....

TerrorFirmer

I can't stand those desperate people on adverts that are selling the most utterly useless things, and constantly offer them to offers as swaps even though it's inevitably going to be declined. I don't understand the desperation. Like, there'll be a guy selling an iPad for example, and some pathetic individual will ask...swap for anything on my ads? Subsequent viewing of ads includes 10 old dvds, maybe a battered Nintendo DS (right speaker not working), an ancient mobile phone, a solitary xbox controller, and so on...

Rothmans

mattjack wrote: »

I cant believe you answered me....

Well, you did ask a question, it would be rude not answer.

mattjack

Rothmans wrote: »

Well, you did ask a question, it would be rude not answer.

fair enough

Celly Smunt

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Been a while since you crossed the bridge id say

nah waterford is a kip,kilkenny is a field you both lose.

Rothmans

pmcmahon wrote: »

nah waterford is a kip,kilkenny is a field you both lose.

They're both lovely cites.
Or one of them is a lovely city, and one is a lovely town :P

Tubsandtiles

Ford ka for a table saw

For Forks Sake

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

Ford ka for a table saw

That's a bloody fair swap.

RVN10

Half a buck

WoollyRedHat

For Sale: One can of 7up Free, in it's orginal packaging,kept in a cold area, for optimal temperature, is brand new, willing to accept offers

Alternatively willing to swap for one packet of Haribo ( not the small ones for you chancers out there), orginals, which must have loads of rings and cola bottles, not loads of those ****ty eggs.

( I would of taken a picture, but I reckon for the calories involved, it's just not worth it, am legit)

EDDIE WATERS

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

For Sale: One can of 7up Free, in it's orginal packaging,kept in a cold area, for optimal temperature, is brand new, willing to accept offers

Alternatively willing to swap for one packet of Haribo ( not the small ones for you chancers out there), orginals, which must have loads of rings and cola bottles, not loads of those ****ty eggs.

( I would of taken a picture, but I reckon for the calories involved, it's just not worth it, am legit)

The funniest thing I have seen on a website was someone offering Kerry water for free

Tubsandtiles

For Forks Sake wrote: »

That's a bloody fair swap.

The table saw was worth nearly €1500 and the Ford Ka €400 at most

no1beemerfan

I've genuine BMW alloys with new tyres (cost €120 a corner) and the whole lot cost well over €1k and I'd them up €800 or so and some fella offered €100!

jimthemental

Kilkenny doesn't touch the sea!

I was made an offer for an amp, accepted and then got no further contact from this individual. Amp is up on done deal now instead, adverts was a pain in the arse nearly everyone wanted to swap for stuff and offered low money when they did. Done deal has worked better for me.

Ray Palmer

Some guy offered me weed for iPod nano. Others offered a €100 more than once after saying I wouldn't accept that offer from two other people