Unfortunate nicotine hit

orourkeda

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2008728/Passenger-decapitated-tumbling-train-tried-secretly-smoke-cigarette.html?ITO=1490

Seachmall

<insert generic "smoking will kill ya" joke>

orourkeda

Seachmall wrote: »

<insert generic "smoking will kill ya" joke>

smoking kills so do tube trains

Micky Dolenz

A rail passenger was decapitated after being dragged along underneath a Tube train which he had fallen out of while smoking a cigarette.
The 52-year-old man is believed to have forced open the emergency exit doors between carriages on a late-night Metropolitan Line Tube train between Chorleywood, Herts, and Chesham, Bucks.
Police said that he fell through a gap and, after tumbling onto the track, he was dragged along at 50mph, gruesomely severing his head from his body.

The discovery of his headless body was made by emergency service staff responding to reports that a man had fallen between the carriages.
At 1.30am the driver reported that he had been alerted that a passenger had fallen from one of the carriages and had been dragged under the train.
The power was immediately switched off on both tracks of the service to allow emergency services to attend the scene near Chalfont Latimer Station in Buckinghamshire.
It was believed his death was a bizarre accident and was not being treated as suspicious.

A rail worker who was on the Tube train at the time of the death, said on an online forum: 'A passenger who was smoking between the carriages on the train slipped and fell onto the tracks while the train was moving at 50mph.
'He was subsequently dragged to Chalfont and Latimer and decapitated.
'This just shows how dangerous messing around between the carriages really is.
'If you ever think it might be a bit of fun, or if you need a cigarette, please think again.
'Had this guy waited 10 more minutes he'd still have been with us now and nobody would have had to suffer the awful consequences of his stupidity.'
The man is due to be formally identified by his family at the hospital mortuary.

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W.Shakes-Beer

Benson & Headless

OutlawPete

Good lord, I thought someone just assassinated Nico Tine, don't do that, he's one of my fav mobsters.

orourkeda

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Benson & Headless

He was dying for a smoke

Reg'stoy

Lets hope, he at least got to light it before he fell out.

Eric Cartman

maRAILboro reds

ScumLord

I'm surprised it's possible to fall between carriages like that.

zuroph

shouldnt have been smoking on train, someone obviously told him to just knock the head off and keep the rest for later.

AckwelFoley

wonder which got topped first?

The fag or him?

Birneybau

John Player Black and Blues

UnLucky Strikes

Fago!

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Benson & Headless

Birneybau wrote: »

John Player Black and Blues

UnLucky Strikes

zuroph wrote: »

shouldnt have been smoking on train, someone obviously told him to just knock the head off and keep the rest for later.

Eric Cartman wrote: »

maRAILboro reds

Jesus! You must all work for the Irish Sun!

zuroph

Not me, i'm trying to keep my life on the right track...

lastlaugh

At least he doesn't smoke anymore I suppose.

im invisible

he was dragged along at 50mph, gruesomely severing his head from his body.

The man is due to be formally identified by his family at the hospital mortuary.

all jokes aside, i wouldnt like to be in the position of having to identify him

ejmaztec

lastlaugh wrote: »

At least he doesn't smoke anymore I suppose.

That's Nicorette screwed then.

Mr. Denton

The man is due to be formally identified by his family at the hospital mortuary.

That should be interesting.

ejmaztec

im invisible wrote: »

all jokes aside, i wouldnt like to be in the position of having to identify him

Quite easy, it would be the head with a cigarette in its mouth.

W.Shakes-Beer

Mr. Denton wrote: »

That should be interesting.

And pretty grim!

stimpson

Nicotine withdrawal is tough but there's no need to lose the head.

Chuck Stone

What a drag. He was led ashtray by his addiction and ended up the but of these horrible jokes.

I wish he was famous.. Thread would have no puns.

Rothmans

Jesus, that's awful . Think of the poor relatives who have to identify him.

May he RIP.

lastlaugh

It is indeed an horrific accident.

I think they should have new health warnings on the packets.

Like "Smoking may lead to decapitation" or a picture of a headless body, or someone falling from a train, something hard hitting.

Chuck Stone

Rothmans wrote: »

Jesus, that's awful . Think of the poor relatives who have to identify him.

ejmaztec wrote: »

Quite easy, it would be the head with a cigarette in its mouth.

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zuroph

Deleted User wrote: »

I wish he was famous.. Thread would have no puns.

dont try de-rail this thread.

DaveDaRave

Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is Drink Driving !!

Rothmans

DaveDaRave wrote: »

Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is Drink Driving !!

TheCosmicFrog

They should put QR codes with a link to this thread on cigarette packets.

W.Shakes-Beer

Rothmans wrote: »

Jesus, that's awful . Think of the poor relatives who have to identify him.

May he RIP.

Ironic username is ironic.

Mr. Denton

I guess it was (near) the end of the line for that guy.

ejmaztec

zuroph wrote: »

dont try de-rail this thread.

You must be used to things disappearing in a puff of smoke, given that you're a Magic and Illusion Forum mod.:(