What Are......

Degag

those tiny red insects that walk on walls etc? Saw them today and remembered the amount of them i used to kill as a child.

Daegerty

Prinoodlers

starviewadams

Blood suckers!

Fizman

Blood monkeys.

EverEvolving

Don't know their proper title but we used to call them blood suckers

Ditch

Red Spider Mites.

marcsignal

red spider mites

http://healthyhomegardening.com/images/gardengeek/spider_mite_573.jpg

harmelss

bonzodog2

Red spider mites I think.

phasers

Bloodsuckers. Hated those little bastards, they'd ruin my good skirts whenever I sat on a wall.

Sanjuro

Spider mite, spider mite. Does whatever a spider might.

Son Of A Vidic

I also called them bloodsuckers when I was a child. We used to think they would suck you dry. Now as an adulthood, I find the thought of being sucked dry quite appealing for some reason.

ft9

Pissmires

Paddy Samurai

Their Biological name is TinyRedusInsectus

Orando Broom

Red House Painters.

InTheTrees

Degag wrote: »

those tiny red insects that walk on walls etc?

They mean you drank way too much last night...

:eek:

Snowie

phasers wrote: »

Bloodsuckers. Hated those little bastards, they'd ruin my good skirts whenever I sat on a wall.

thats actually a lie they dont suck your blood completely redonkulas

B.Bop!

Blood suckers. And we always used to squish em too....for no reason.

By the way, anyway care to tell me how to start a new thread?? I'm a newbie and I honest to God can't find the new thread button! I swear I'm not a total spastic, I've searched and searched and scaled the page over and over and i can't find it. And FAQ said certain permissions are needed start a thread...can anyone enlighten me??

Carroller

phasers wrote: »

Bloodsuckers. Hated those little bastards, they'd ruin my good skirts whenever I sat on a wall.

I always thought you were male unless you cross dress that is!

marcsignal

B.Bop! wrote: »

By the way, anyway care to tell me how to start a new thread?? I'm a newbie and I honest to God can't find the new thread button! I swear I'm not a total spastic, I've searched and searched and scaled the page over and over and i can't find it. And FAQ said certain permissions are needed start a thread...can anyone enlighten me??

you have to video yourself running around your back garden naked, and post it in the funny vids section before you have permission to post new threads.


right guys ??

pickarooney

We used to use the rather more prosaic 'red ants'. We used always squish them to the Pink Panther theme tune, going 'red ant, dead ant, red ant, dead ant, red ant, red ant dead aaaaaaaaant, red ant, dead ant.'

marxcoo

bloodsuckers!! the most deadly creatures in Ireland.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Carroller wrote: »

I always thought you were male unless you cross dress that is!

Shhhh... He's very sensitive about that.

phasers

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

thats actually a lie they dont suck your blood completely redonkulas

I didn't say they sucked your blood, I said they ruined my good skirts. Which they did, constantly.

Lustrum

ft9 wrote: »

Pissmires

That's what a few of my culchie cousins down in Westmeath call ants!

Snowie

phasers wrote: »

I didn't say they sucked your blood, I said they ruined my good skirts. Which they did, constantly.

Typical women derailing threads about there clothes

Numina

I've commited many a genocide with those little guys.

FTGFOP

Lustrum wrote: »

ft9 wrote: »

Pissmires

That's what a few of my culchie cousins down in Westmeath call ants!

Heard it used for beetles and earwigs too.

strobe

Yep, we called them bloodsuckers too. Use to love seeing them as a kid as they heralded the real beginning of summer.

If you get a piece of chalk you can draw little mazes on the ground and force them to run around in them (they won't cross the chalk for some reason). Then if you find ants (they won't be able to cross the chalk either) you can drop one or two ants into the maze and you have your own little gladiators to cause havoc in your Chalk Colosseum.

{I was an odd child}.

AckwelFoley

phasers wrote: »

Bloodsuckers. Hated those little bastards, they'd ruin my good skirts whenever I sat on a wall.

*giggles*


phasers wore a skirt

lol

Sunnyisland

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I also called them bloodsuckers when I was a child. We used to think they would suck you dry. Now as an adulthood, I find the thought of being sucked dry quite appealing for some reason.

We are all being sucked dry and it aint by spiders.:)

greenybaby

I just call them squished, cos that's what i do when i see them, the finger of death comes out

Buddinplant

strobe wrote: »

Yep, we called them bloodsuckers too. Use to love seeing them as a kid as they heralded the real beginning of summer.

If you get a piece of chalk you can draw little mazes on the ground and force them to run around in them (they won't cross the chalk for some reason). Then if you find ants (they won't be able to cross the chalk either) you can drop one or two ants into the maze and you have your own little gladiators to cause havoc in your Chalk Colosseum.

{I was an odd child}.

did this with snails and salt... i think after a couple of summers we basically bred straight trailing snails. used to put a drop of someones sister nailvarish on them so we could tell the 'teams'... winners/survivors were always put back on the wall for next year!

danniemcq

B.Bop! wrote: »

Blood suckers. And we always used to squish em too....for no reason.

By the way, anyway care to tell me how to start a new thread?? I'm a newbie and I honest to God can't find the new thread button! I swear I'm not a total spastic, I've searched and searched and scaled the page over and over and i can't find it. And FAQ said certain permissions are needed start a thread...can anyone enlighten me??

blast yourself with piss...

or i think maybe AH needs a user to have 10 posts before you can start a thread. Stops spammers i guess

stevejr

strobe wrote: »

Yep, we called them bloodsuckers too. Use to love seeing them as a kid as they heralded the real beginning of summer.

If you get a piece of chalk you can draw little mazes on the ground and force them to run around in them (they won't cross the chalk for some reason). Then if you find ants (they won't be able to cross the chalk either) you can drop one or two ants into the maze and you have your own little gladiators to cause havoc in your Chalk Colosseum.

{I was an odd child}.

And I remember bullying you...

Oh how I loved smashing those dumb ant mazes....Muhuhaha

Richard tea

I used to call them gays

pickarooney

Lustrum wrote: »

That's what a few of my culchie cousins down in Westmeath call ants!

Those culchies and their Chaucerian English! Is there anything they won't say?

admiralofthefleet

snyper wrote: »

*giggles*


phasers wore a skirt

lol

he must have been at a drag party