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James Joyce's "Dirty Letters"

  • 27-06-2011 11:52am
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    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭


    I've been living under a rock so only just read some of these, and as I'm a very difficult person to shock I was well and truly shocked so I thought I might post here.

    "My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ****ed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ****ed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ****ing I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, ****ing in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. "

    http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    jayteecork wrote: »
    fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her.



    James Bantam.
    All that's missing is an anti-cannabis rant.......................... pal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    thanks OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I don't know what to say really.

    I feel kinda violated.

    /thread


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