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Thai Bride!!!!!

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  • 27-06-2011 9:12am
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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭


    I was having sex with my new Thai wife the other night.

    Just getting down to some heavy foreplay and I was sucking her off when I thought
    Hang on a fooking minute . :eek:


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    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    in before the lock:D


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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    It was like a scene out of Crocodile Dundee on my wedding night.

    "Call that a penis?" said my Thai bride. :p


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    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Two blokes playing golf, one says to the other "My wife's an angel."

    To which the other replies "You're lucky. Mine is still alive"

    ______________________________________________________________________

    My wife and I tried the plumber position the other day.

    We were in bed all morning and nobody came


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