Weird or whackey things your friends do!!

iPlop

How many of you have friends that do weird things?

I have this one mate ,an absolute genius and very successful but he has this thing about píssing in pint glasses because he's to lazy to walk to the toilet.

When we were younger he'd have pints of píss all lined up under he bed for weeks because he didn't want to go down stairs to the toilet.He didn't even bother pouring them out the window, he just lined them up under the bed.

The only time he emptied them out was when his mother asked where all the pint glasses were?

Anyone else?

MagicMarker

I presume you didn't drink out of pint glasses when at his place?

iPlop

MagicMarker wrote: »

I presume you didn't drink out of pint glasses when at his place?

Nope! ,straight out of the can.

Years ago a few friends were out knacker drinking. One of the lads leaves down his can of Bulmers and goes to the toilet. While he's gone, another lad takes the can, goes into a corner and takes a whizz into whats left of the can. The guy returns, reclaims his can, takes a huge slug and doesn't even realize.

johndoe99

Deleted User wrote: »

Years ago a few friends were out knacker drinking. One of the lads leaves down his can of Bulmers and goes to the toilet. While he's gone, another lad takes the can, goes into a corner and takes a whizz into whats left of the can. The guy returns, reclaims his can, takes a huge slug and doesn't even realize.

Bulmers tastes like piss anyway

sunflower27

That's seriously f*cked up, OP.

What about the smell.... yuck. I hope he lives on his own.

Millicent

Cheers for that, OP. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Saviola

Deleted User wrote: »

Years ago a few friends were out knacker drinking. One of the lads leaves down his can of Bulmers and goes to the toilet. While he's gone, another lad takes the can, goes into a corner and takes a whizz into whats left of the can. The guy returns, reclaims his can, takes a huge slug and doesn't even realize.

He should blast cans with piss....then market them and become financially endowed. Then he can build a lego playground. We all win!

iPlop

sunflower27 wrote: »

That's seriously f*cked up, OP.

What about the smell.... yuck. I hope he lives on his own.

Nope he's married now ,I doubt he does it when she's around, I'd say there's still the odd pint lying around the place.

super_furry

Knew a bloke in college that would piss out his bedroom window into his own back garden rather than go to the bathroom. The fact that he offered up this information freely while trying to chat up a girl made it even weirder.

previous user

Sink The Banana wrote: »

How many of you have friends that do weird things?

I have this one mate ,an absolute genius and very successful but he has this thing about píssing in pint glasses because he's to lazy to walk to the toilet.

When we were younger he'd have pints of píss all lined up under he bed for weeks because he didn't want to go down stairs to the toilet.He didn't even bother pouring them out the window, he just lined them up under the bed.

The only time he emptied them out was when his mother asked where all the pint glasses were?

Anyone else?

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epgc3fyqirnbsx

Thought everyone took a piss in a pint glass at some stage? It's even in this hangover video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VN4B-_quG8

It's the height of laziness, or it could be because there are lots of people in the house and your hangoer induced anxiety revents you from leaving the room

Leaving them around the room is pretty f*cking disgusting though

W.Shakes-Beer

I remember the fork massacre in 1st year of college.

Me and a good mate of mine, over the course of the year, used to get wedges in the canteen. They came in a little foil tub. We used the metal cutlery forks the canteen provided which were supposed to be given back for washing.

Anyway every day, each of us would finish our wedges and sit the fork in the foil tub. We would have a quick glance around and then bend the fork right in half, sit it in the foil tub, crush that and put it all in the bin.

So every day 2 forks from the canteen went missing. We estimated about 300 forks were binned during the year just by us.

Feel bad about it now when I think about how retarded it actually was, but it fits this thread nicely.

Sweatynutsack

Was out drinking with a friend of mine last year when we bumped into one of the local scumbags, he approached us after getting a bottle of heineken and asked us to watch it while he went for a leak. My buddy grabbed his bottle and lashed out his mickey, unfolds his foreskin and rubs the bottle around the rim of his knob and places back on the bar, guy walks out of the jacks and puts the bottle straight to his lips

Sweatynutsack

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I remember the fork massacre in 1st year of college.

Me and a good mate of mine, over the course of the year, used to get wedges in the canteen. They came in a little foil tub. We used the metal cutlery forks the canteen provided which were supposed to be given back for washing.

Anyway every day, each of us would finish our wedges and sit the fork in the foil tub. We would have a quick glance around and then bend the fork right in half, sit it in the foil tub, crush that and put it all in the bin.

So every day 2 forks from the canteen went missing. We estimated about 300 forks were binned during the year just by us.

Feel bad about it now when I think about how retarded it actually was, but it fits this thread nicely.

You sound like a real forker !!

W.Shakes-Beer

Sweatynutsack wrote: »

You sound like a real forker !!

I was a forking eejit for doing that to be fair. Im good now though.

Kevin Duffy

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I have this one mate ,an absolute genius and very successful but he has this thing about píssing in pint glasses because he's to lazy to walk to the toilet.

When we were younger he'd have pints of píss all lined up under he bed for weeks because he didn't want to go down stairs to the toilet.He didn't even bother pouring them out the window, he just lined them up under the bed.

Eh, what, 'cos that would have been ok, would it??

deathrider

After reading a few of these stories I think the thread title should be changed to the more appropiate- Is Anyone A Prick?

jimmynokia

I have a mate that is a tight as fcuk with money does a legger when its his round etc,he could go home with more money than he went out with.
he is that tight he counts his money in front of a mirror to make sure he does not rob himself,he can peel an orange in his pocket with boxing gloves on

strokemyclover

During the tiger I knew a guy a few doors down that had a sign out his back garden saying "GO HOME LITTLE ALIENS!"

I talked to him soon after spotting it and it turns out he can't spell. He meant to say go home Lithuanians.

Oh how we laughed afterwards....he was such a wackey racist! :eek:

iPlop

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Eh, what, 'cos that would have been ok, would it??

Yes, because it was an attic window, straight into the gutter..

pickarooney

Millicent wrote: »

Cheers for that, OP. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Too lazy to go throw up?