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Bone Marrow Biopsy, Your move AH

  • 25-06-2011 1:39am
    #1
    Chris Hansen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭


    Can anyone on AH beat that for pain? Feck sake worst pain and discomfort I have ever felt!


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  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Chris Hansen wrote: »
    Can anyone on AH beat that for pain? Feck sake worst pain and discomfort I have ever felt!

    I had a really bad paper cut on Tuesday.


  • #3
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Paper cut to the bell end...........


  • #4
    patmustard100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭patmustard100


    When my brother gave it to me from behind!


  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The Master wrote: »
    Paper cut to the bell end...........

    One of the pitfalls of working from home.


  • #6
    Chris Hansen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    The Master wrote: »
    Paper cut to the bell end...........

    You Win :(


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  • #7
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    The Master wrote: »
    Paper cut to the bell end...........
    Haven't all of us men suffered this? I mean, how else was the Japs eye formed?


  • #8
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    I saw the movie Mamma Mia, in the cinema.


  • #9
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Upturned plug had me hopping for a while


  • #10
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ArtyM wrote: »
    I saw the movie Mamma Mia, in the cinema.

    I saw Titanic in the cinema.

    I still feel sick thinking about it.


  • #11
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    I stubbed my toe.


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  • #12
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    ArtyM wrote: »
    I saw the movie Mamma Mia, in the cinema.

    :D It's the "in the cinema" that elevates this from a good post to a great post.


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I broke a nail today.


  • #14
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Chris Hansen wrote: »
    Can anyone on AH beat that for pain? Feck sake worst pain and discomfort I have ever felt!

    What do I win if I beat that?


  • #15
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    old_aussie wrote: »
    What do I win if I beat that?

    His bone marrow.


  • #16
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    hondasam wrote: »
    I broke a nail today.

    At what time? I need to add the details to my diary


  • #17
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    I cracked my sternum, or had it cracked for me i guess.

    Hurt like a mother****er....i honestly thought my chest was going to pop open.

    That said, i'd rather break a bone than have some **** ram a needle into it OP.


  • #18
    Chris Hansen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    His bone marrow.

    Agreed.


  • #19
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    The Master wrote: »
    At what time? I need to add the details to my diary

    11.03 to be precise.


  • #20
    Shield
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,808 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    Your stupid ****ing **** of a partner taking a call for a "domestic disturbance" on a Friday night a half an hour before the end of your shift.


  • #21
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    My brain haemorrhage in 2008 was fairly fúcked up on the pain scale.
    Survived it though and happy to be here.

    I can never, ever, ever, thank my surgeon in Beaumont, Mr. Chris Pidgeon. enough for what he did for me.

    When I did try and say it to him, you would think he did stuff like that every day of the week. All I can say is fair play and total respect to him.

    Dilallio


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  • #22
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I got a needle in my spine to numb the bottom half of my body for surgery.

    Nearly feinted - the porters caught me (you have to sit on the side of the operating table). I think the needle went in twice.

    The anesthetist told me that other anesthetists don't like giving the spine number because they have to talk with the patients while they have their surgery.

    She was telling me about her pony that was €100k, I pretended to be interested.

    Shoulda got the general anasthetic :pac:


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