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Text to girlfriend

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  • 24-06-2011 9:22pm
    #1
    smiley girl
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭


    I tried to text my girlfriend last night to say, 'Sorry babe. I can't come over
    tonight. I have to work. I'll see you next week'

    After I sent it I read it back and it said 'Susan, I don't see this relationship
    working. I am going to dump you in a public place next week. We won't see
    each other until a night out in three months when we will have some
    drunken sex and both feel horrible the morning after.'

    I had ****ing predictive text on.

    My wife has just rang me - "I've just come down the stairs and the iron was left on, sat on a bunch of washing," she said. "I'd just managed to grab it before the house went up in flames".

    "Erm...Really?" I replied. "Why are you up so early? You don't normally get out of bed for another couple of hours".


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    #2
    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Heres another text (btw one of my aunts actually fell for this:D)

    Don't be shocked but need to talk to you asap.

    Need your help badly, don't want anyone else to know.

    In garda station, was caught drink driving.

    Urine sample positive.

    I've stolen the sample.

    Now I'm being charged with taking the piss!


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