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ITT we hate Wyoming

  • 24-06-2011 8:13pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    The Leader was shocked into extreme flatulence and minor herpes to hear that Wyoming law apparently says:
    Sec. 14-28. Hats; wearing in theaters. It shall be unlawful for any person to wear a hat or any other covering of the head which obstructs the view of other persons, in any theater, opera house, motion picture theater or any other building where an entertainment is given and an admission charged, during any performance at such theater, opera house, motion picture theater or any other building where an entertainment is given and an admission charged. It shall be unlawful for any proprietor, manager, or any other person in charge of any theater, opera house, motion picture theater, or any other building where an entertainment is given and an admission is charged to permit any person to wear a hat, or any other covering of the head which obstructs the view of other persons in any theater, opera house, motion picture theater or any other building where an entertainment is given and an admission charged. (Code 1914, §§ 665, 666)

    I have been authorised to say the following on his behalf:

    F*CK YOU WYOMING. THE LEADER WILL WEAR WHATEVER HE DAMN WELL LIKES AND IF IT'S UPSETTING SOMEONE THEY CAN FIND ANOTHER GODDAMN SEAT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAT FARTHER BACK IN THE FISRT PLACE DUMBASS. OH BAAAAAW, YOU CAN'T HEAR PROPERLY AT THE BACK AND THERE ARE YOUNG PEOPLE GIVING EACHOTHER HANDJOBS BACK THERE? SUCK IT UP GRANDMA YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU BECAME DEAF. NO I DIDN'T LITERALLY MEAN SUCK IT UP LEAVE THOSE TEENS ALONE.


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Big-hat.jpg

    This man was stoned to death in Wyoming for his big hat. This is an outrage. He should have been stoned to death for reminding me of Jim Carrey.


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    4711016684_e4626d20c7.jpg

    Yeah that's right Wyoming, it's a hat so big IT'S A FREAKING GAZEBO. And one of these days I am going to wear the SH*T out of it in a theatre. Because F*CK YOU.


  • #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Newfags can't triforce!

    ..▲
    ▲.▲


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh no, you've been at the 4chan again, haven't you? I warned you about those people.You do know that 50% of the pages you look at there contain hidden messages that are totally illegal to even read in this country?

    Did Wyoming put you up to it? That BASTARD.


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Yes. YES I HAVE! It's Wyoming's fault. Keniving bastard! I knew he's corrupt me somehow, but didn't know when,how or even who! He told me to go on it. He said that's what "cool people look at". It warped my fragile mind Sarky. I don't know if I can ever love again ('cept beer and smokes, that kinda love is unbreakable) fags, triforces, memes, roody poos, newt gingrich's EVERYWHERE! HALP!!!?


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  • #7
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There you have it, folks, from the horse's mouth. Wyoming raped Fago!. I don't think there are enough dollies in the world for Fago! to accurately show where Wyoming touched him. Poor little guy. He was so innocent before Wyoming came along. Why, only a few months ago Fago! didn't even know what a bottom was!

    Damn you, Wyoming. Damn you to Hell.


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Fortunately he date-raped me. So I can't remember a thing. (although my arse hurts like a feathermucker) so innocence is intact, in my mind anyways. :)

    Sarky, father if I may, you can drop the ! from my name. We're well aquainted after 21 years of being your son. So you don't have to use my sirname. Just Fago will do. Not Fago!


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