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The Holy Land

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  • 24-06-2011 11:42am
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    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭


    A man and his nagging wife are on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died.

    The funeral company said it would cost E5,000 to ship her home or E500 to bury her there.

    The husband decided to ship her home.

    The undertaker asked "Sir, but why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"

    The husband replied "A long, long time ago a man was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead - I don't want to take the chance"


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