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MORTO! Memories

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  • 24-06-2011 10:20am
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    dadah
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭


    I remember when I was very young at primary school and we were just learning about 'willy's and fanny's'. not from the teachers, it wasn't being 'taught' yet, :lol: but from the other kids who heard vicious rumours that 'girls had a fanny' followed by 'what's a fanny?' to be scorned with 'Ah! Now YOU'VE got a fanny! HA HA!' etc.

    Anyhow in our house we never talked about willy's, and only about fanny's if there were no loo rolls; and we got concerned about newspaper making it 'all black down there'. In other words, we never willingly discussed anything like that! So you can imagine, as school i was none the wiser and completely shocked at hearing 'willy' at all.

    To make it more confusing, the 'proper' words came to light: 'penis' and vagina' and no-one could pronounce them right. I never saw them written down, so when I heard 'penis' ('peenus') I didn't mistake it for ''pen is' like, 'my pen is not working'. Instead I went home and asked 'what is peenus?'

    My mother turned her head away (instant reluctance that the word existed) and mumbled; 'where have you been hearing this?!' and I replied: 'at school. what's a peenus mammy?'

    she told me: 'it's where boys pee from'.

    me: 'where do they pee from?'

    silence.

    'mammy! WHERE do boys pee from?!'

    she pointed silently to her nose, as if to say: 'it's a secret.'

    I jumped up in excitement and yelled: 'Boys pee from their nose! It's a pee-nose!'
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