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If real life was like Wrestling.......

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  • 23-06-2011 11:07pm
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    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭


    Just imagine if the rules of Wrestling (WWE/TNA) applied to real life..............

    Just think of this...FA Cup Final - Manchester United v Liverpool. It's 1-1 with 2 minutes to go. Liverpool are looking like scoring a late winner, Gerrard passes to Saurez whos clear outside the box, he only has the keeper to beat. He looks him in the eye but turns and runs towards Gerrerd with the ball and decks him with a clothlesline, running down the other end of the pitch and scores a winner against his own keeper - and celebrates by ripping off the Liverpool shirt to reveal a United shirt underneath and becoming major heel with 'Pool fans!!!

    Or youre in work, in contention for a big promotion with one other guy whos had a bit of a heel turn lately. The day before the promotion you and him give promos in the middle of the office to determine who deserves it more. Only for him to deck you with a steel chair and walking out of the office in anger.................................................................................It would definately make life more interesting.

    Anyone got any other situations which coulkd be related to Wrestling.


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    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    I think Alex Ferguson should challenge Barcelona to a No Holds Barred, Loser Leaves Town rematch with the Champions League on the line :pac:


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    Insect Overlord
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    irish_stevo815 wrote: »
    Just think of this...FA Cup Final - Manchester United v Liverpool. It's 1-1 with 2 minutes to go. Liverpool are looking like scoring a late winner

    Wrestling story-lines are never that far-fetched! :pac:


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    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    parker kent wrote: »
    I think Alex Ferguson should challenge Barcelona to a No Holds Barred, Loser Leaves Town match with the Champions League on the line :pac:

    With special guest referee Michael Platini


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    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Wrestling story-lines are never that far-fetched! :pac:

    Yeah i guess. David Otunga is more believeable than that ;)


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    Wolfe Tone
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    If real life was like wrestling we would have all Steve Austined our bosses by now


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    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    If real life was like wrestling we would have all Steve Austined our bosses by now

    I'd rather be Triple H and have shagged the bosses daughter :P


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    Diabhal Beag
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    Paul Galvin vs Dan Shanahan's fashion sense. IN A STEEL CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    flahavaj
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    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    Paul Galvin vs Dan Shanahan's fashion sense. IN A STEEL CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Skinny jeans on a pole match boi!


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    Wolfe Tone
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    Adams v Paisley hell in a cell segregation match where paisley must be pinned on the orange side of the ring, or Gerry on the green side.


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    Wolfe Tone
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    parker kent wrote: »
    I think Alex Ferguson should challenge Barcelona to a No Holds Barred, Loser Leaves Town rematch with the Champions League on the line :pac:
    Thats one hell of a handicap match!


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    13spanner
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    First contender for the presidency to pin Mary McAleese gets it! I'd love to hear JR shouting ''David Norris, off the top ropes!'' :D


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    the groutch
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    irish_stevo815 wrote: »
    Just think of this...FA Cup Final - Manchester United v Liverpool. It's 1-1 with 2 minutes to go. Liverpool are looking like scoring a late winner
    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Wrestling story-lines are never that far-fetched! :pac:

    they are when Vince Rousso is involved


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    Gerard.C
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    If I could do anything wrestling related in real life it would fair be the whole rolling my eyes and making thunder and lightening scare the ****e out of whoever has wronged me. Imagine it, someone just after beatin ya in fifa and you sit up and thunder starts going off and bells are bonging and your fat father is there with an urn screamin at ya. Be some laugh


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    Penn
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    Everyone would walk into a nightclub separately with the DJ playing a different song for each of them


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    gimmick
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    When your missus was annoying you, you could have an affair with a diva. Or a mop.

    You would wait for a certain 2 hour window every week to reconvene hostilities with your enemies.

    If you got into a bar fight, you would consider stopping if the bar man kept ringing the last call bell.

    Everytime you go up on a diving board, the lifeguard swould start a five count for you to get down (do refs still do that actually?).

    We would all be considered fat slobs. God help the wimmin of this forum/world.

    If you went of to have a ****, it would be captured by GTV.


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    irish_stevo815
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    Gerard.C wrote: »
    If I could do anything wrestling related in real life it would fair be the whole rolling my eyes and making thunder and lightening scare the ****e out of whoever has wronged me. Imagine it, someone just after beatin ya in fifa and you sit up and thunder starts going off and bells are bonging and your fat father is there with an urn screamin at ya. Be some laugh

    Ha yeah....or you could Tombstone your missus if you found her cheating on you :pac:


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    Penn
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    "Hmmm.... My boss won't give me a promotion......... Better kidnap his daughter!"


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    jaykhunter
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    Where to......Barrington!


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    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    You could have Tag-Team or handicap matches in boxing............the GM of WBA decides to turn Haye vs. Klitchsco into a handicap match - Haye vs. The Klitchsco Brothers :D


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