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Church

Tauriel · 2011-06-23 11:48:02

An old couple are sitting in church. During the service the wife whispers "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Hubby said "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!" _________________________________________________ My wife stood naked in front of the bedroom mirror. She said "Look at me. My boobs are sagging, my…

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Tauriel

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An old couple are sitting in church.

During the service the wife whispers "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?"

Hubby said "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

_________________________________________________

My wife stood naked in front of the bedroom mirror.

She said "Look at me. My boobs are sagging, my stomach's fat, my bum is huge. Can you compliment me on something?"

I said "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight"

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