Advice about colleagues teeth?

0mega

hi I work in my job alongside this girl whose about 23/24 and alright looking but not a stunner perfectly average and over all a good figure ie not fat if anything a bit on the skinny and boney side but quite flat chested not that she can help that of course. Anyway she has teeth that look like they've been not cared of and it's not that there black but just like white and yellow stains if that makes sense? like you know those little bits of crushed cornflakes at the bottom of the bag? it's a bit like she has a few of those stuck on the top of her teeth I'm getting really paranoid that it could happen to my teeth even though i go for check ups at the dentist about every 9 months and she says my teeth are very good I brush 3 times daily use different tooth pastes and floss every now and then and use mouth wash often do you think she's just unlucky and should I worry or not any advise is gratefully received.

Biggins

First of all, as it is in work, be careful how you say and approach the person - if you do.
Depending on their mood and other variables, you could be placing yourself in a zone where your job could be effected.

chin_grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

pickarooney

Blast her with Listerine.

policarp

Give her a big sloppy French kiss
and lick those little cornflake bits
off with your tongue...

Kiera

Just mind your own teeth and all will be well in the world. Her teeth, her business.

sollar

Find out her address and post her some dental floss with a note attached... 'floss your teeth minger'

My name is URL

What does her chest have to do with anything?

kfallon

Must be great to be perfect!

wild_cat

3 posts and starts a topic like this with facts about breast size in relation to teeth. I say fail at trolling.

Sanjuro

A swift, yet brutal kick to the face will dislodge the teeth, and she'll be forced to get brand-new, sparkly, white false teeth. Like these --->

Problem solved!

Badgermonkey

0mega wrote: »

alright looking but not a stunner perfectly average and over all a good figure ie not fat if anything a bit on the skinny and boney side but quite flat chested not that she can help that of course.

Do you construct a sentence like that in your professional correspondence?

Were I your boss, I'd kick your teeth in.

Trashbat

sounds like you looooooove her!

biko

Very descriptive post there OP but really all we needed to know was the teeth bit

Btw, you want advice about your teeth, not your colleague's?
Try the Dental Issues forum, they'll help you there.