zombie shakespeare!

FatherLen

Paleontologist Professor Francis Thackeray and his colleagues are asking permission to open the grave to use laser technology with the aim of creating a three-dimensional image of Shakespeare’s skeleton. They want to use this to answer several questions, including the cause of his death.

his epitaph reads; Good friend for Jesus sake forbearer to dig the dust enclosed heare: Blese be the man that spares these stones And cursed be the man that moves my bones.

so the grave is cursed.
i say the curse is zombies!!!

do you believe in curses???

orourkeda

Theres only one way to find out if theres a curse.

Dig him up I say

WindSock

Alas, poor Shakespeare. I knew him well.

policarp

FatherLen wrote: »

do you believe in curses???

F*ck yeh...

Orando Broom

All Shakespeare's plays were written by committee. There was no one author.

JohnMarston

I thought this would be about that one simpsons episode where Homer kills Zombie Shakespeare

ejmaztec

They wanted to dig him up years ago but the local Shakespeare mafia wouldn't let them. Stratford's got a lot of money tied up in that Shakespeare myth and don't want the cash-cow taken away from them.

chin_grin

I thought this thread was all about those stupid bastardisations of classic tales with a supernatural twist.

Ah sure dig him up, what harm will it do anyone? <woooooooooooo>

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Orando Broom wrote: »

All Shakespeare's plays were written by committee. There was no one author.

shakespeare wrote doctor who?

GLaDOS

William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded by Francis Bacon, who used a ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.

Issa.Maye

Hello,

I am sorry,I think this is the wrong place to ask but I want to start my own thread but I don't know how.Just joined forum today.I looked on FAQ,how to start my own thread and it said 'you may need permission to do this.'What do I do?

Thanks,
Issa

Orando Broom

Issa.Maye wrote: »

Hello,

I am sorry,I think this is the wrong place to ask but I want to start my own thread but I don't know how.Just joined forum today.I looked on FAQ,how to start my own thread and it said 'you may need permission to do this.'What do I do?

Thanks,
Issa

It depends, the dance of the Faery King may be required.

Top left corner, hit the button marked New Thread.

The King of Moo

Issa.Maye wrote: »

Hello,

I am sorry,I think this is the wrong place to ask but I want to start my own thread but I don't know how.Just joined forum today.I looked on FAQ,how to start my own thread and it said 'you may need permission to do this.'What do I do?

Thanks,
Issa

You have to dig up Shakespeare's bones and ask his skull for permission, as only he knows if you have the true spirit of language inside you.

(Also I think you just need to click the new thread button on the top)

Micky Dolenz

Zombie, you say?

*loads shotgun*

--Kaiser--

Funnily enough Shakespeare wrote of zombies;

"In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets"

jme2010

Rise from the dead = zombie

Jesus rose from the dead.

Mind = blown