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My weighting scales just called me...

melb · 2011-06-23 07:09:33

OVERFAT. May as well have called me a c**t as well.

23-06-2011 7:09am

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melb

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OVERFAT.

May as well have called me a c**t as well.

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#2 23-06-2011 7:14am

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Might do ya more good to get on a treadmill instead of complaining on boards.

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#3 23-06-2011 7:15am

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Shut up fattie!

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#4 23-06-2011 7:15am

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Well if its telling the truth ya shouldnt blame it on the scales really.

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#5 23-06-2011 7:16am

policarp

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Cut out the waiting scales tongue.
That'll teach it...

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#6 23-06-2011 7:16am

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Too much tea.

Drop the tea and your scales will be fine.

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#7 23-06-2011 7:21am

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Did you have a poo before weighing yourself? I find you can drop about 5 pounds if you have a poo.

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#8 23-06-2011 7:21am

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Serves ya right for getting on the stupid fcuking thing in the first place!

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#9 23-06-2011 7:41am

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Seachmall wrote: »

Did you have a poo before weighing yourself? I find you can drop about 5 pounds if you have a poo.

Are you related to FlutterinBantam by any chance ?

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#10 23-06-2011 7:43am

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Mine usually calls me Jonathan. Very odd.

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#11 23-06-2011 7:48am

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Put down the breakfast roll, it's only lettuce now till September

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#12 23-06-2011 7:57am

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Weighting??

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#13 23-06-2011 8:14am

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Sure you don't have a few more fat flaps on the towel rack.?...... it could be wrong in calling you overfat if you do... cos then you would put the be in obese!

:cool:

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#14 23-06-2011 8:17am

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A talking weighing scales?
If mine could talk it would probably say "get off, you're hurting me"
But it can't.

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#15 23-06-2011 8:18am

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Canis Lupus wrote: »

Weighting??

12 posts in and nobody copped that. My god!

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#16 23-06-2011 8:20am

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overfat?

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#17 23-06-2011 8:31am

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FatherLen wrote: »

overfat?

I see your all on the ball this morning "weighing"

Yeah OVERFAT.

Got my own back though

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#18 23-06-2011 8:39am

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melb wrote: »

Yeah OVERFAT.

Got my own back though

By standing on him in the first place?

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#19 23-06-2011 8:55am

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Fago! wrote: »

12 posts in and nobody copped that. My god!

See posts #5 & #6..

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#20 23-06-2011 10:09am

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posted in You Laugh, You Lose, a while back...

xsiborg wrote: »

decided this morning i should really try and get some more exercise to lose a few pounds, break out the Wii Fit-

fúcking insensitive príck!

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#21 23-06-2011 10:12am

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Mine says to me "One at a time please"

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#22 23-06-2011 10:36am

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Seachmall wrote: »

Did you have a poo before weighing yourself? I find you can drop about 5 pounds if you have a poo.

That must be a very big poo!

***small for a baby though*****

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#23 23-06-2011 10:43am

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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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#24 23-06-2011 11:06am

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Slow down, tubby. You're not on the moon yet!

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#25 23-06-2011 11:09am

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Mine just says 204 lbs. I don't know what kind of cruel ass weighing scales y'all are buying but you should kick their asses.

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#26 23-06-2011 11:21am

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melb wrote: »

I see your all on the ball this morning "weighing"

Yeah OVERFAT.

Got my own back though

<mod> Less of the grammar nazi crap please.
(It's in the charter)

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#27 23-06-2011 11:27am

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NothingMan wrote: »

Mine just says 204 lbs. I don't know what kind of cruel ass weighing scales y'all are buying but you should kick their asses.

Ahh be my friend fattie?

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#28 23-06-2011 11:28am

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coco_lola wrote: »

*You're

Sorry. Maybe there is a correlation between fat people and thickness. All kinds of thickness.

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#29 23-06-2011 11:30am

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melb wrote: »

Ahh be my friend fattie?

Hey, I'm 6"1'. I'm not that fat!... ok, I have a bit of a belly but it's all the better for snuggling. Do you want to snuggle?

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#30 23-06-2011 11:32am

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NothingMan wrote: »

Hey, I'm 6"1'. I'm not that fat!... ok, I have a bit of a belly but it's all the better for snuggling. Do you want to snuggle?

Oops!

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#31 23-06-2011 11:36am

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NothingMan wrote: »

Hey, I'm 6"1'. I'm not that fat!... ok, I have a bit of a belly but it's all the better for snuggling. Do you want to snuggle?

Mmm careful...

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#32 23-06-2011 11:46am

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A talking weighing scales?
If mine could talk it would probably say "get off, you're hurting me"
But it can't.

It's dead now isn't it?

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#33 23-06-2011 11:47am

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NothingMan wrote: »

Mine just says 204 lbs. I don't know what kind of cruel ass weighing scales y'all are buying but you should kick their asses.

ass weighing scales, :cool:
this is for americans right?

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#34 23-06-2011 12:17pm

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Fago! wrote: »

12 posts in and nobody copped that. My god!

They were wieghting for the right opportunity.

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#35 23-06-2011 12:36pm

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I hate fat people.

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#36 23-06-2011 12:47pm

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Mine called me too

Told me to change its battery.

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#37 23-06-2011 7:08pm

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hondasam wrote: »

I ate fat people.

FYP

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#38 23-06-2011 7:53pm

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policarp wrote: »

FYP

Thanks

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#39 23-06-2011 7:55pm

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Saila wrote: »

ass weighing scales, :cool:
this is for americans right?

You derive their full weight (approximately) from a formula they give you from the weight of the arse.

If they made one that could weigh their full body most couldn't afford it

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#40 23-06-2011 8:06pm

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What is overfat? Fatter than fat? Is that idiot speak for obese? Where was the scales made?

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