where are my remote controls ?

RobAMerc · 22-06-2011 9:36pm #1

trying here as last resort as they are always the last place you look.

3 remote controls have gone missing in my house in the last week !

tv, replacement tv and now just when I got used to having to go over to turn the tv on/off the blasted UPC one has gone.

for the love of god have you seen the ****e on rte 1 ? well have you ?

where the hell are my remote controls ? this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me !:mad:

Dont be at yourself · 22-06-2011 9:37pm

Ring them.

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-06-2011 9:37pm

The government sold them.

Ghandee · 22-06-2011 9:38pm

Theyre behind you! (panto voice)

messrs · 22-06-2011 9:38pm

were you sobar or drunk the last time you seen them?:p

ball · 22-06-2011 9:39pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

trying here as last resort as they are always the last place you look.

Of course they are. Why would you keep looking after you found them?

W.Shakes-Beer · 22-06-2011 9:40pm

Have you checked you rectum OP?

J K · 22-06-2011 9:40pm

I don't know.

kfallon · 22-06-2011 9:40pm

They're down the side of the couch/chair......same place they were the last time you 'lost' them :rolleyes:

KeithM89_old · 22-06-2011 9:40pm

AH -> The Cuckoo's Nest

themadchef · 22-06-2011 9:41pm

Finally

That fúcker has been living in my gaff for too long. . . remotes, socks, shoes, my wallet, keys and the odd child.

I'd get a good nights sleep if i were you. The fun is only starting for ya. :P

OutlawPete · 22-06-2011 9:41pm

One is under your coffee table, the other is down the side of the chair and the final one is beside the bread board in the kitchen.

Well, that's where I tend to find mine at least .. last week the Sky Plus one I found in my bathroom tolieteriere (or however you spell it) bag thing.

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-06-2011 9:42pm

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Have you checked you rectum OP?

Was wondering why our tv kept turning on and off. Xx

RobAMerc · 22-06-2011 9:54pm

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Have you checked you rectum OP?

didn't I tell you? I checked EVERYWHERE !

kfallon · 22-06-2011 10:03pm

I remember once I couldn't find my UPC remote of a Sunday morning, looked everywhere for the fooking thing, decided I couldn't watchh TV without the thing so back to bed. Walk into me room and there's the cunt lying in me change bucket beside the bed :rolleyes:

Fook sake.....by the way being in the horrors the night before had nothing to do with it ending up there

sNarah · 22-06-2011 11:34pm

To the left there.

where are my remote controls ?

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