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Another Paddy Joke

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  • 22-06-2011 3:31pm
    #1
    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭


    Paddy was driving home pissed as a newt.

    Suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a tree,

    then another,

    and another.

    A cop car pulls him over as he swerves all over the road.

    Paddy tells the cop all about the trees in the road.

    The cop says "For f**k sake Paddy, thats your air freshner!"


    _____________________________________________________

    "Hi Paddy, did you hear what the woman in the nudist camp said to the lad who had just joined?"

    She said "Your new here"

    "How do you know" he asked.

    "Ah" she said "It's sticking out a mile"


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