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Help!! My skull monkey is sick

  • 21-06-2011 2:33pm
    #1
    vangoz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭


    What should I do?
    I've already tried kicking him in the face and blasting him with piss :confused:


Comments

  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Have you tried YORE MA?

    Everyone else has.


  • #3
    vangoz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    In small doses, wouldnt want to try a full ma, god knows what the reaction would be.


  • #4
    sNarah
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    Eat it.


  • #5
    mk6705
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    Give him lots of cheese.


  • #6
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    And then eat it.


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  • #7
    Star Lord
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    Mmmm, cheese stuffed skull monkey, it's my 3rd favourite type of monkey based food!


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Mmmm, cheese stuffed skull monkey, it's my 3rd favourite type of monkey based food!

    Number 1 is spag bol


  • #9
    Star Lord
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    Made with monkey brain instead of mince. Nom.


  • #10
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    No made from monkey HAIR instead of spaghetti you cruel fake vegetarian!

    /storms off


  • #11
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Gives me terrible hairballs though, and Gaviscon doesn't help :(


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  • #12
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Fago! wrote: »
    No made from monkey HAIR instead of spaghetti you cruel fake vegetarian!

    /storms off

    Pfft, monkey hair spaghetti tastes like monkey ass, and that's my least favourite part of a monkey!!! :mad:


  • #13
    vangoz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    I have a real problem now!!:mad::mad:

    I tried stuffing the little sh!t with cheese before eating him, now he's tripping balls, running up the walls, going missing for days on end and hiding dog turds round the house.
    The cheese seems to made him physically better, but it just replaced one problem with another :(

    He went from this

    mojo.jpg?w=392&h=400

    To this

    Evil-Monkey-family-guy.jpg

    I need a way to find a nice middle ground. Any more suggestions?


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