If you could ask anybody one question...

strokemyclover

What would it be? Who would you ask? Living or dead

I'm kinda divided between an attempt at a funny post and a serious one so I'll just post both...

Serious: I'd like to ask President Obama what he really thought of Enda ripping off his speech?

Funny: I'd like to ask Morrissey if we could be friends? Not because I want to be friends with the man, just Jonathan Ross looked like he had fun asking the same question back in 2004 (see 2:00)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZDI4PIq8_s

ScummyMan

Who let the dogs out?

greenybaby

Where are biggie and tupac

Mint Sauce

I'd ask the Baha Men if they found out who let the dogs out.

Edit.

Dang. Beaten to it.

JuneBug29

I'd ask the dalai lama what he asks for when he orders a pizza

brummytom

I'd ask Delilah 'why, oh why?'

OutlawPete

I'd ask Liam Neeson would he give me €50m and star in a movie I made with the money.

Answer would be no, but that would be the question I most like an answer yes to.

jimmycrackcorm

I'd ask myself why am I posting this....

ahyeahok

why do birds suddenly appear..

kfallon

I'd like to ask my biological parents "Why did ye think it was a good idea to give me up?" and just as they are about to answer I'd give them this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rvS9tPL530

Then he'd get a kick in the bollix and she'd get a size 10 in the minge and I'd walk away uttering the words, "So long cuntbags!"

policarp

Seanie Fitzpatrick.
Why did you do it?

The Skibereen Eagle

I'd ask Roy Keane if he's ever just absentmindedly stared at his dogs penis.

If he chose not to answer, I'd ask Triggs if he's had a goo at Roys.

Superbus

Ask Kel 'Who loves orange soda?'.

That question never got answered satisfactorily.

ColeTrain

I'd ask Amy Winehouse for her dealers number.

flutterflye

I'd ask any dead person what it's like to be dead.

The King of Moo

I'd ask Jesus if he could make a well-publicised rule stating that no-one could use his nice well-intentioned ideas to dominate and persecute others.

Hopefully he was real.

superfish

id ask michael jackson ...................:D

easyeason3

I'm sure Linda Martin would like to ask Twink 'Why me'?.


I had one arm in the coat lads, I'll move on without any trouble.

kielmanator

I'd ask my girlfriend could I blast her with piss:p


/runs

easyeason3

kielmanator wrote: »

I'd ask my girlfriend could I blast her with piss:p


/runs

Funny that.
Most men would ask could they blast her with jizz, preferably on her face. Anyway I'm sure she will get plenty of offers.

kielmanator

easyeason3 wrote: »

Funny that.
Most men would ask could they blast her with jizz, preferably on her face. Anyway I'm sure she will get plenty of offers.

snap!:D

Floodric

I'd ask Meatloaf what wouldn't he do for love.

Godsentme

I'd ask Dad how does he expect me to save this lot?

Sirsok

Id ask she , of "thats what she said" fame, if she really said all those things.....

kfallon

Floodric wrote: »

I'd ask Meatloaf what wouldn't he do for love.

That?

JoseJones

I'd ask Bono would he ever go fuck off?

ectoraige

I'd ask the Prophet Muhammad to draw me a signed self-portrait.

Ficheall

Floodric wrote: »

I'd ask Meatloaf what wouldn't he do for love.

He would never forget the way the object of his affections felt at that particular moment in time, or forgive himself if they didn't consummate their relationship that night, or have better sex with anyone else, and he would never stop dreaming of the girl in question every night of his life.
He wouldn't forget everything after a while, see that it was time to move on from what transpired to be nothing more than a midsummer night's fling, or screw around.

Senna

I'd ask Willis what was he talking about.

charlemont

Id ask Mary Harneys husband Brian Geoghegan, How the f**k did you do it ?

Badgermonkey

charlemont wrote: »

Id ask Mary Harneys husband Brian Geoghegan, How the f**k did you do it ?

It started with a kiss......eugh!

wrmwit

I'd ask Dexy's Midnight Runners if any of them came on Eileen!

EverEvolving

I'd ask Wally why he wears such noticeable clothing when he knows he is going to be hiding all the time.

dsmythy

Can I not just fight them instead?

im invisible

I'd ask her 'Why, what the f'ck happened,, how,, what,,, WHY???'

Chris Hansen

Id ask rebecca black which seat she took in the end...

im invisible

Dude, shes only like 13,,,


'would you like to take a seat? Just take a seat right there...'

Chris Hansen

im invisible wrote: »

Dude, shes only like 13,,,


'would you like to take a seat? Just take a seat right there...'

Hey thats my line!

Tubsandtiles

I'd ask who ever created the world, who created you

Biggins

I'd ask Mother Nature "Why does anything exist at all?"

Tipsy McSwagger

I'd ask Joey the Lips did he ever forgive Elvis's daddy.

mackg

The Pope

If God does exist do you think after all the well known scandals your organisation has got up to down through history that he would want anything to do with ye?

OutlawPete

Floodric wrote: »

I'd ask Meatloaf what wouldn't he do for love.

'Never lie'.

gent9662

I'd ask the makers of fig rolls, how do they actually get the figs into the fig rolls!

jimthemental

I'd ask Jesus to stop being so stingy and just pay for a round, making his own wine like a cheapskate.:mad:

HazDanz

I would ask Barney why he actually loves me or why he assumes I love him?

GavRedKing

Are you REALLY the head of the quickie mart??

jimthemental

Wait, I'd actually ask a nun if she swallows! That would be awkward.