Weird presents

ArtyM

I was going to start a thread asking if anyone had ever received a very unusual or weird gift. I thought there might be a few amusing stories.
So, I did a quick search to check that there wasnt a similar thread already.

Take a look at the Google Ad that showed up in the search results - that is a very weird present.

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4295/edan.png

RachaelVO

ArtyM wrote: »

I was going to start a thread asking if anyone had ever received a very unusual or weird gift. I thought there might be a few amusing stories.
So, I did a quick search to check that there wasnt a similar thread already.

Take a look at the Google Ad that showed up in the search results - that is a very weird present.

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4295/edan.png

Erm, well, eh, yes, and did you notice it was on special for multi-buy?

Chocolate starfish anyone? Anyone...?

kfallon

Just lick your finger after the sneakiest of all sneaky fingers.....same thing really :pac:

RachaelVO

kfallon wrote: »

Just lick your finger after the sneakiest of all sneaky fingers.....same thing really :pac:

Perfect present for you huh?

squod

ArtyM wrote: »

I was going to start a thread asking if anyone had ever received a very unusual or weird gift. I thought there might be a few amusing stories.
So, I did a quick search to check that there wasnt a similar thread already.

Take a look at the Google Ad that showed up in the search results - that is a very weird present.

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4295/edan.png

Eat the poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGK9lJqboy8

tricky D

Yup, Google's personalised advert serving sure can throw up some dozzies.

kfallon

RachaelVO wrote: »

Perfect present for you huh?

I'm happy to do the fingering but I aint doing any eating :eek:

KeithM89_old

kfallon wrote: »

Just lick your finger after the sneakiest of all sneaky fingers.....same thing really :pac:

Thats gettin old, real fast.


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Anyways, i once got a nose hair trimmer of my granny for my 16th bday.
Hours of fun.

cocoshovel

http://edibleanus.com/

:eek:

orourkeda

ArtyM wrote: »

I was going to start a thread asking if anyone had ever received a very unusual or weird gift. I thought there might be a few amusing stories.
So, I did a quick search to check that there wasnt a similar thread already.

Take a look at the Google Ad that showed up in the search results - that is a very weird present.

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4295/edan.png

For sh1teaters everywhere.

Poor Uncle Tom

kfallon wrote: »

I'm happy to do the fingering but I aint doing any eating :eek:

2 jockies 1 cup....:D

Kevin Duffy

RachaelVO wrote: »

Erm, well, eh, yes, and did you notice it was on special for multi-buy?

Chocolate starfish anyone? Anyone...?

Did you seriously just offer your chocolate starfish to AH?

Great, PM sent!

Big Nasty

Hot Dog flavoured water

ArtyM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Did you seriously just offer your chocolate starfish to AH?

Great, PM sent!

Ooooh, A new Bryan and ciara style saga begins!

Princess Peach

Dunno if I have ever gotten a weird present but I certainly love giving them. Card full of glitter, penis tuxedo, origami turtle, chocolate champagne bottle, shiny man thong, chocolate mouse, a DVD called "Jack Brooks Monster Slayer I Used to be a Plumber," some fresh shamrock.

I am amazing at giving presents and do it all the time.

jimthemental

Princess Peach wrote: »

Dunno if I have ever gotten a weird present but I certainly love giving them. Card full of glitter, penis tuxedo, origami turtle, chocolate champagne bottle, shiny man thong, chocolate mouse, a DVD called "Jack Brooks Monster Slayer I Used to be a Plumber," some fresh shamrock.

I am amazing at giving presents and do it all the time.

Someone copied that film on to my hard drive, any good?

Princess Peach

jimthemental wrote: »

Someone copied that film on to my hard drive, any good?

I don't know, it was a gift. I gave it to a couple. Girl hated it, guy loved it. I thought it looked great!

DublinWriter

A girlfriend once got me a tie-clip with a little model of the Concorde on it.

Putting aside the fact that tie-clips are a fashion feux-pas for even those over 70, I (a) have a morbid fear of flying that she was well aware of and (b) it was just after the Paris crash of the Air France Concorde.

Where To

In my day we got a lump of coal and a clip round the ear, none of this fancy anus stuff

Eric Cartman

DublinWriter wrote: »

A girlfriend once got me a tie-clip with a little model of the Concorde on it.

Putting aside the fact that tie-clips are a fashion feux-pas for even those over 70, I (a) have a morbid fear of flying that she was well aware of and (b) it was just after the Paris crash of the Air France Concorde.

ahahahaha thats brilliant, can i have her number, id say wed get along great

bigbudda

Not a present as such but I did get a Ham and Cheese roll when i was trick-a-treating as a child....looked behind the owl fella who gave it to me into his kitchen...stacked on the table was a mountain of ham rolls wrapped in tin foil.

Weirdo.

im invisible

Just been in the paranormal forum, had to leave, i wasnt comfortable,,,


...just felt there was a wierd presence there

racso1975

I love card full of glitter. Thats next years april fools day joke

Dravokivich

Bought a mate of mine an electric vagina for his 17th Birthday.

JoePie

A few years ago, a bunch of us forgot to to get our mate something for her 21st. So while we were having cans before we headed to the party, we got a Chinese. It was only then that we realised we hadn't got her anything. So we gave her the bag from the Chinese and told her we got her the scent of China for her birthday.