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God and Jimmy

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  • 20-06-2011 5:25pm
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    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭


    "God are you really there?" Jimmy said out loud.

    To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes Jimmy, what can I do for you?"

    Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asks God "what is a million years is like to you?"

    Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God replied in a manner to which Jimmy could relate to " A million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute"

    "Oh" said Jimmy "Well then, what is a million euros like to you?"

    "A million euros to me Jimmy is like a penny"

    "Wow" says Jimmy, getting an idea "Your so generous..... can I have one of your pennies?"

    God replied "Sure thing Jimmy, just give me a minute!"


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