My Job

weiner · 18-06-2011 9:55pm #1

Ok, I'll start off telling you about one of the women I work with, she's a pure ride. Really nice red/ginger hair, she's unreal, aaaand she has the best legs ever. Always up to date with the latest fashion, she hasn't got two brain cells to rub together though unfortunately, she's alright though.

The other girl I work with is annoying, she comes in every day wearing the same orange jumper a few sizes too big for her. She can't keep her nose out of anything, always butting in, being a goody two shoes. Has an awful annoying voice and she looks like an awful nerd with them thick framed glasses, has a hairstyle belonging from the 70's too. She's probably the smartest of the lot though.

Then I work with another guy, he's about 22. He's such a stoner, eeeevery day he comes in stoned, is never clean shaven. He wears the same close aswell, saggy clothes never washed. He is really skrawny, really skinny arms. Has a voice like it's in the middle of breaking aswell. He can't go anywhere without his great dane throwing it snacks, and he's afraid of everything!

...and well me? I drive them all around solving mysteries.

phasers · 18-06-2011 9:56pm

This pasta is a bit stale

Marcus_Crassus · 18-06-2011 9:56pm

Nice looking ginger? I stopped reading there. Get a grip.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 18-06-2011 9:57pm

weiner wrote: »

Ok, I'll start off telling you about one of the women I work with, she's a pure ride. Really nice red/ginger hair, she's unreal, aaaand she has the best legs ever. Always up to date with the latest fashion, she hasn't got two brain cells to rub together though unfortunately, she's alright though.

The other girl I work with is annoying, she comes in every day wearing the same orange jumper a few sizes too big for her. She can't keep her nose out of anything, always butting in, being a goody two shoes. Has an awful annoying voice and she looks like an awful nerd with them thick framed glasses, has a hairstyle belonging from the 70's too. She's probably the smartest of the lot though.

Then I work with another guy, he's about 22. He's such a stoner, eeeevery day he comes in stoned, is never clean shaven. He wears the same close aswell, saggy clothes never washed. He is really skrawny, really skinny arms. Has a voice like it's in the middle of breaking aswell. He can't go anywhere without his great dane throwing it snacks, and he's afraid of everything!

...and well me? I drive them all around solving mysteries.

Is this where you pretend to be one of the characters in some obsure tv show or movie?

El Weirdo · 18-06-2011 9:58pm

weiner wrote: »

Ok, I'll start off telling you about one of the women I work with, she's a pure ride. Really nice red/ginger hair, she's unreal, aaaand she has the best legs ever. Always up to date with the latest fashion, she hasn't got two brain cells to rub together though unfortunately, she's alright though.

The other girl I work with is annoying, she comes in every day wearing the same orange jumper a few sizes too big for her. She can't keep her nose out of anything, always butting in, being a goody two shoes. Has an awful annoying voice and she looks like an awful nerd with them thick framed glasses, has a hairstyle belonging from the 70's too. She's probably the smartest of the lot though.

Then I work with another guy, he's about 22. He's such a stoner, eeeevery day he comes in stoned, is never clean shaven. He wears the same close aswell, saggy clothes never washed. He is really skrawny, really skinny arms. Has a voice like it's in the middle of breaking aswell. He can't go anywhere without his great dane throwing it snacks, and he's afraid of everything!

...and well me? I drive them all around solving mysteries.

This is new.