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what's the point of the internet?

  • 17-06-2011 03:28AM
    #1
    whiteboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭


    it's unnecessary and sucks my balls


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  • #2
    guitarzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    I think your comment just proved it.


  • #3
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Porn and Lol Cats


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    What browser do you use because I gotta start using it, chrome has never once given me a blowjob.


  • #5
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    What browser do you use because I gotta start using it, chrome has never once given me a blowjob.

    Internet Explore Her


  • #6
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    WOW.

    it must be the first time you have tried out the internet.

    if so, you need to look and research this internet "google" for all you're answers. WOW again. :pac:


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  • #7
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Porn and Lol Cats
    No, just Porn.


  • #8
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    http://tinyurl.com/3qfmswx


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    whiteboy wrote: »
    it's unnecessary and sucks my balls
    ...Well for a start, it allows random people to moan about silly things!


  • #10
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Is this whiteonion's alternative account!?!:confused:


  • #11
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Free porn
    Free movies / music
    Free porn
    Other stuff


    The list goes on :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    /boards.ie :pac::P


  • #13
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    OP how has your head not exploded from the fact that you're on the net giving out about the net? <BOOM>


  • #14
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    PC
    Internet
    ???????
    Profit

    :confused:


  • #15
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    The internet, my friend, is the very embodiment of the holy trinity.
    Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
    It has also progressed to the point where the sex and the rock and roll are free - free drugs must surely be around the corner.
    Utopia, my friend, utopia:D


  • #16
    EggsAckley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭EggsAckley


    World Government


  • #17
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Porn and Lol Cats

    You should be ashamed of yourself. Beastiality is wrong!


  • #18
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo


  • #19
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I think the actual point of the original net was to share information easily and build it up as a learning tool. Then pornography saw an opening (chuckle).

    <closes book>

    And they lived happily ever after.


  • #20
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Because if I dont crack one off at least once a day, people get hurt.


  • #21
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Because if I dont crack one off at least once a day, people get hurt.

    Maybe you need to see your GP.........or a psychiatrist? :pac:


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  • #22
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    The internet is the marvel of the 20/21 century. It brings and unites humanity in a way never before possible. gives the ordinary person the freedom of expression to a vast global audience. never before have I spent hours upon of my otherwise fruitless life reading the orations of anonymous mad Irish people or watching the 'Annoying Orange' on tube, never mind broadening my knowledge of 3 way anal lesbian masturbation sex. yes the internet is a marvel to behold.


  • #23
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    You get this at the end.


  • #24
    elaverty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭elaverty


    Anything that sucks Balls has to be tolerated surely,,,:)


  • #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    elaverty wrote: »
    Anything that sucks Balls has to be tolerated surely,,,:)
    ...Well I saw this Thai lady that could suck them up - and pop them out again.
    I though it was very useful (in entertaining me!). :D


  • #26
    RebelSniper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭RebelSniper


    Ahem,

    Facebook, Lolcats, VeryDevomotional, youtube, SecretWiki, 4chan, bestgore, Club penguin, DeathtoAmerica, More porn, twitter, Even more porn...

    In short and in the words of Cartman... "The internet is for porn"


  • #27
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6n4EWqABCI


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Internet cuts out the middleman

    If you are watching crap on TV just to see what happens in the end you can look it up on wikipedia


  • #29
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


  • #30
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    whiteboy wrote: »
    it's unnecessary and sucks my balls

    Nah...great for trolling a winding up plonkers...like you! :)


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  • #31
    mink!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭mink!


    I learn things like how boxes are made.


  • #32
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    whiteboy wrote: »
    what's the point of the internet?

    Well for starters, eh life...

    Otherwise what else would we do when you see an actor and need to know what else he's in?
    Or when you want to watch a movie that's in the cinema?
    Or when you want to know what deadly disease you have when you discover a spot on your face?
    Or when you need to look for a present for your friend?
    Or when you need to find out what animal you would be if you were infact an animal?
    Or when you need to order a pizza without leaning over to get the phone?
    Or when you need inspiration for a college assignment due tomorrow?

    Well how would you do any of that otherwise?
    Tell me that.


  • #33
    Lorri_L
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Lorri_L


    To keep insomniacs entertained


  • #34
    tjones64
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭tjones64


    I liek internet.


  • #35
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The Internet wasn't created for mockery. It was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets... It was!


  • #36
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    and no one has mentioned shopping yet - even lads do that online, i mean.... think of all the GADGETS!


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  • #37
    airyChinesekid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭airyChinesekid


    its for stories bout monkeys and odd stuff and freaks and that innit.


  • #38
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    have they not told you yet? ah youre a newb so stick around and one day you will get the phonecall.


  • #39
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    its so all of our inner most secrets to be stolen from us and stored under a great big mountain.


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