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This machine destroys EVERYTHING!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    Lol from 1.02min. Like wtf, as if they are going to give the machine a challange??


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Destroys everything from tampons to sofas, excellent.
    I couldn't have one in the house, there's no way i could resist the urge to feed everything i owned into it, furniture, pets, kids the lot!:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭splendid101


    That machine is so f*ckin' intense.

    The best bit is when the put in the tampons.

    Then the destroy the couch. I'm having a f*ckin' beer to celebrate the intensity of that machine. RRRrrrrraaaaaaarrrrr!!!1!!


    F*CK YEAH!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Guy in the background uses it to trim his moustache


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,334 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    can you imagine catching your hand in that holy sh*t.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Eats everything alright, it reminds me of that phrase from the Simpsons once used to describe homer - "More stomach than man."

    Christ if that guys hand got snagged, the arm would come off at the shoulder if he was lucky. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    The Blendtec Total Blender can do better than that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 217 ✭✭Davekoolhill


    can it blend metal?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    The music is the best part, accompanied by the creepy noise the machine makes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Dymo


    Saw that machine on the discovery channel, it was at the entrance to a sewerage plant that took water from a river and munched on everything that came in it path.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,307 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    I'd like to see it try to eat Chuck Norris....he'd have that flimsy machine for breakfast!!

    http://www.komplettblog.ie/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    what if you got two.Could it destroy itself ? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    The paint is class!
    I'd love to see a dead cow going it. See what happens.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,307 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    Soby wrote: »
    what if you got two.Could it destroy itself ? :P

    It doesn't bear thinking about really...try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    For all your tampon shredding needs its just perfect :D I want one!


  • Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭leviathon


    Pfffh to your shredder sir - I would place it within this monstrosity

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWxcJDONE_U


  • Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭EmacB


    which one of them thought, hey lets throw loads of tampons and pads in :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Is that super Mario in the backround?

    The music is just epic on that video.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    But will it blend?........


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    THIS is a goddamn shredder!!


    The paint is class!
    I'd love to see a dead cow going it. See what happens.

    There is a video showing what a bigger one than the above does to a dead pig, cow, and horse.............eats them like nothing. The sound of cracking bones and goo popping out ain't pretty. Apparantley, it was used for creating dogfood :(

    Plus, came across pictures of a guy who fell into one of these. Nothing but skin and red paste was left.

    I would never go near any of these things, be too paranoid a random thread of my jeans would drag me in :eek:


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,821 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    Soby wrote: »
    what if you got two.Could it destroy itself ? :P
    Blendtec blender could do the job!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    bleg wrote: »
    The music is the best part, accompanied by the creepy noise the machine makes.

    i heard it once blended one of them machines...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 217 ✭✭Davekoolhill


    music is class


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Leiva


    Great to see something else that enjoys munching on Tampons .:eek:

    My mate will be delighted .


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,170 ✭✭✭Goose81


    I worked for a shredding company before and used one of these, its not a comfortable experience because you are just imagining getting sucked in the whole time.
    They are also no where near as efficient as the video would make out, they get jammed alot.


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