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  • 14-06-2011 11:30am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    As I went to the bus stop, I saw a heavily pregnant woman there.

    "When's it due?" I asked.

    "Two weeks", she replied, with a lovely smile on her face.






    "Well I might as well walk then..." I said.


    ___________________________

    My wife just came up to me a said

    “I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear".

    So I turned round and whispered








    "Kitchen, Bathroom, Living room".
    ___________________________

    If Airlines want to know how to stop Black Ash getting into their Flaps, they should ask Cheryl Cole.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,567 ✭✭✭patmac


    The grim reaper came to my door last night, I fought him off with my vacuum cleaner.....Talk about dyson with death......


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