The sniff test

Ricardo G

Called to visit a mate the other day and witnessed something i have'nt seen before, he was getting out of his bed and proceeded to rumage through his filthy clothes on the floor, when he got to the bottom of the pile he picked up (what started out in life as) a white pair of boxers. He then proceeds to give them the "sniff test" (his own words) to see if he could possibly get another weeks wear from them, does this with his socks aswell the dirty beagle. I'm a man myself but jesus some fella's have sick habits

Floodric

I'd do it with T-shirts. thats it

That_Guy

Once the water charges come into effect, we'll all be doing it sure.

brummytom

I'm not great at putting clothes away. Many's the time I've left boxers on the bed, got in at night and knocked them onto the floor.

If they're on there floor, I always smell them to see.

Chris P. Bacon

Whatever about jeans and t-shirts,men should have clean socks and underwear on everyday.

tan11ie

White boxers! maybe he should have just checked for stains :eek:

Nodin

Ricardo G wrote: »

Called to visit a mate the other day and witnessed something i have'nt seen before, he was getting out of his bed and proceeded to rumage through his filthy clothes on the floor, when he got to the bottom of the pile he picked up (what started out in life as) a white pair of boxers. He then proceeds to give them the "sniff test" (his own words) to see if he could possibly get another weeks wear from them, does this with his socks aswell the dirty beagle. I'm a man myself but jesus some fella's have sick habits

I just whistle. If the clothes jump up and come over to you, they're the ones might need washing.

That_Guy

tan11ie wrote: »

White boxers! maybe he should have just checked for stains :eek:

If they're brown, put 'em down. :pac:

Absurdum

this is why Irish boys stay with their mammy until they're in their fifties

El Guapo!

Throw them.

If they stick to the wall then you should probably wash them. If not, your good to go.

Ricardo G

This was a full on cloth touching nose moment though !!

barbarians

I always wear clean underwear and socks at the start of each new day, but the "sniff test" can come into place with t-shirts. If there are no obvious stains on the shirt a quick smell of it can tell whether it needs a wash or can last one more day.

Sensible enough really.

Chris P. Bacon

I know a fella who used to say his boxers were like a cream egg,and i asked why,"Well the front is yellow and the back is brown,and the middle is white",sick fucker.

tan11ie

Ricardo G wrote: »

This was a full on cloth touching nose moment though !!

Brown nose moment

cesc77

If my gonks are dirty they scuttle away by themselves.Theyre good that way.

Kojak

tan11ie wrote: »

White boxers! maybe he should have just checked for stains :eek:

Those stains wouldn't be seen on a white pair of boxers.

Oh, you mean round the back, don't ya?

lorebringer

Anthing that comes into direct contact with smelly bits (arm pits, bits, bums and feet) HAVE TO BE changed every day. The sniff test can only apply to other items of clothing - jumpers, jeans etc.

Your mate is a minger.

tan11ie

lorebringer wrote: »

Anthing that comes into direct contact with smelly bits (arm pits, bits, bums and feet) HAVE TO BE changed every day. The sniff test can only apply to other items of clothing - jumpers, jeans etc.

Your mate is a minger.

I'm guessing it's a male thing...:(

Alter-Ego

Do it with most of my clothes. As for jocks, I find myself doing it when I'm away from home as I just shove the dirty jocks back into my bag with the clean ones.
I start off at about 3-4 inches from my nose and work my way in slowly 'til I either smell ball sack and arse crack or Lenor. Risky business!

jimbobaloobob

Encourage him to look into the stick test instead

Does he have pink eye alot?

Krusader

I do it with YORE MA's jocks

KTRIC

lorebringer wrote: »

Anthing that comes into direct contact with smelly bits (arm pits, bits, bums and feet) HAVE TO BE changed every day. The sniff test can only apply to other items of clothing - jumpers, jeans etc.

Your mate is a minger.

Have to agree there. I'd maybe get 2 or 3 days out of jeans or a jumper, everything else goes in the wash at the end of the day.

I can't understand people that do otherwise, its quite disgusting.

Capt'n Midnight

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Whatever about jeans and t-shirts,men should have clean socks and underwear on everyday.

I'm a real man, and I use this trick,
throw my socks against the wall and the dirty ones stick :pac:

Ricardo G

Crosáidí wrote: »

I DID it with YORE MA's jocks

My ma's dead

Abi

Alter-Ego wrote: »

I start off at about 3-4 inches from my nose and work my way in slowly 'til I either smell ball sack and arse crack or Lenor. Risky business!

Oh good jesus.

Krusader

Ricardo G wrote: »

My ma's dead

I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot :pac:

cesc77

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Encourage him to look into the stick test instead

Does he have pink eye alot?

Thats an american thing,is it not?

I havent heard of it over here

Ricardo G

Crosáidí wrote: »

I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot :pac:

Correct, a quite cold and stiff person really

Kojak

Alter-Ego wrote: »

I start off at about 3-4 inches from my nose and work my way in slowly 'til I either smell ball sack and arse crack or Lenor. Risky business!

Post of the day!!!!

deco nate

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I know a fella who used to say his boxers were like a cream egg,and i asked why,"Well the front is yellow and the back is brown,and the middle is white",sick fucker.

that joke is older than me.and thats saying something:eek:
please dont do jokes as if they
are facts.

Chris P. Bacon

deco nate wrote: »

that joke is older than me.and thats saying something:eek:
please dont do jokes as if they
are facts.

Sorry about that.

Skerries

jocks and socks should be washed having touched cocks

Captain Darling

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I know a fella who used to say his boxers were like a cream egg,and i asked why,"Well the front is yellow and the back is brown,and the middle is white",sick fucker.

Thanks for ruining my enjoyment of cream eggs forever. :cool: