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Another little johnny joke

Ken. · 2011-06-13 19:13:51

Johnny's delivering newspapers. He calls at Mrs Smith's, and tells her that her £5 bill is due. 'I'm short of cash,' she says. 'If you want I can pay you in sex.' Johnny steps in and shuts the door. Mrs Smith unzips his pants, pulls them down and is faced by the biggest cock she's ever seen. She lies down on the hall…

13-06-2011 7:13pm

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Johnny's delivering newspapers. He calls at Mrs Smith's, and tells her that her £5 bill is due. 'I'm short of cash,' she says. 'If you want I can pay you in sex.' Johnny steps in and shuts the door. Mrs Smith unzips his pants, pulls them down and is faced by the biggest cock she's ever seen. She lies down on the hall carpet and sees Johnny pulling something from his pocket. He takes out a handful of big washers, and slips them onto his massive cock.
'You don't have to do that,' Mrs Smith says. 'I can take all of it.' Johnny says, 'Not for a fukin fiver you won't!'

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