The fly and the Mirror.

MungBean

Theres always one backsterd fly buzzin about and tormenting me. Every so often I'll lose the rag threaten to end his pathetic life and stand up to go for him. But EVERY time I get up the little fúcker disappears. I'm left standing there lookin around the room like a lunatic.

Ohh he'll make a mistake eventually and I'll be watchin from the corner of my eye to see what he's at. Then BAM no more mr fly, but guaranteed the next day theres another fúckin fly up to the same ol tricks.

I found myself today, standing in the middle of my room extremely agitated swinging and wavin trying to kill a fly like a giant ape in an old movie trying to catch a plane when I caught the sight of myself in the mirror. And it was very unnerving. Me a grown man, fury burning in my eyes, teeth grinding with anger, locked in epic battle with a fúckin fly.

Anyone else ever catch sight of yourself in the mirror while doing something that made you question why the fúck you were doing it in the first place and what a sad sorry creature you actually are?

thebigbiffo

Skunkle wrote: »

Theres always one backsterd fly buzzin about and tormenting me. Every so often I'll lose the rag threaten to end his pathetic life and stand up to go for him. But EVERY time I get up the little fúcker disappears. I'm left standing there lookin around the room like a lunatic.

Ohh he'll make a mistake eventually and I'll be watchin from the corner of my eye to see what he's at. Then BAM no more mr fly, but guaranteed the next day theres another fúckin fly up to the same ol tricks.

I found myself today, standing in the middle of my room extremely agitated swinging and wavin trying to kill a fly like a giant ape in an old movie trying to catch a plane when I caught the sight of myself in the mirror. And it was very unnerving. Me a grown man, fury burning in my eyes, teeth grinding with anger, locked in epic battle with a fúckin fly.

Anyone else ever catch sight of yourself in the mirror while doing something that made you question why the fúck you were doing it in the first place and what a sad sorry creature you actually are?

have a shower

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edit: apt username btw

Seachmall

I once nearly destroyed a hotel room after jumping around after a fly. Came off the bed onto the dresser, mirror went to the ground but fortunately landed on a pillow.

chin_grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

Kevin Duffy

Skunkle wrote: »

Anyone else ever catch sight of yourself in the mirror while doing something that made you question why the fúck you were doing it in the first place and what a sad sorry creature you actually are?

I've caught meself doing a few odd things in a mirror, but it was deliberate, I did not feel sad or sorry and it's cheaper than having a second camera and tripod if you want all the angles.

kfallon

Skunkle wrote: »

Anyone else ever catch sight of yourself in the mirror while doing something that made you question why the fúck you were doing it in the first place and what a sad sorry creature you actually are?

I often have to use a mirror or two when administering a proper 'sneaky finger' to myself while having a good ould fashioned tug :pac:

So to answer your question OP, yes! It feels so good tho

Ricardo G

apart from the odd asphyxi ****....no

MungBean

If I glimpsed myself in the mirror while havin a tug I'd never do it again. Its like your conscience appearing before ya with a broken hearted look in its eye saying "ahhh man, what are ya at"