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Typical Kerrymen

Tauriel · 2011-06-13 11:04:51

Paddy & Seamus, two kerrymen come across a girl whose bike has a flat wheel. Seamus leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way. A few minutes later Paddy passes Seamus on the girls bike. "What the feck happened?" asks Seamus. "Well I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her feckin knickers off, lies on the ground and…

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13-06-2011 12:04pm

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Tauriel

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Paddy & Seamus, two kerrymen come across a girl whose bike has a flat wheel.

Seamus leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.

A few minutes later Paddy passes Seamus on the girls bike.

"What the feck happened?" asks Seamus.

"Well I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her feckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says "take what you want big boy!", so I took her bike".

"Good on ye" says Seamus, "sure the feckin knickers wouldn't fit ya anyway".

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