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Guinness - the morning after

  • 12-06-2011 3:36pm
    #1
    Bowlardo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭


    had a feed of guinness last night...I have so far dropped the boys off at the 5 times today....WTF

    Is this normal for the morning after a feed of guinness?


Comments

  • #2
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Guinness ****s. 'Tis a cruel mistress.


  • #3
    Show Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    Stout craps are the best sort.


  • #4
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Switch to cider. Much cleaner....results....and an appley smell pervades. I predict this thread will shortly be as locked as you were last night.


  • #5
    melb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭melb


    You'll drop more than the boys off today-the whole crappy family will be there.


  • #6
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Worth it though. Creamy porter. Can't beat it. And a heap of chicken balls and fried rice on the way home. Oh yeah!!


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  • #7
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    John Q taxpayer in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2........


  • #8
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    Bowlardo wrote: »
    had a feed of guinness last night...I have so far dropped the boys off at the 5 times today....WTF

    Is this normal for the morning after a feed of guinness?

    Yes.

    And after that comes the farting.


  • #9
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Bowlardo wrote: »
    had a feed of guinness last night...I have so far dropped the boys off at the 5 times today....WTF

    Dump that useless toilet brush and head to your closest B&Q to purchase a wire brush, it sticks like tar


  • #10
    Karamoja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Karamoja


    I made an orange shyte today.


  • #11
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Karamoja wrote: »
    I made an orange shyte today.

    You Proddy


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  • #12
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Karamoja wrote: »
    I made an orange shyte today.

    It's a fruit. How can it shyte?


  • #13
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Man, I love the ol' Guinness shite. It's like a total cleanse of your innards. And the pong is so spectacularly pungent, you cant but admire it.


  • #14
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I had a great shite this morning, didn't even touch the sides coming out and twas a clean break, two wipes and I was done :D


  • #15
    DoneDL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭DoneDL


    kfallon wrote: »
    I had a great shite this morning, didn't even touch the sides coming out and twas a clean break, two wipes and I was done :D

    Technically it`s not a great shite unless it involves hand lowering (two handed) to protect the porcelin :eek:


  • #16
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    This thread's a load of shyte.


  • #17
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Lyrics of this song always remind me of Guinness hangovers, coincidently :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53-OmVU9EpA


  • #18
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    It makes your shíte look like a litter of newly born black labradors


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