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Saturday Funnies

MonkieSocks · 2011-06-11 16:18:26

My wife and I auditioned for Britain's Got Talent last month. Simon said, "What is your act?" I said, "Magic." He said, "Okay, so what are you both going to do?" I said, "We are going to make a child disappear into thin air." He said, "Have you ever done this before?" I said, "Yes, once." He said, "Okay Gerry & Kate, good…

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11-06-2011 5:18pm

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MonkieSocks

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My wife and I auditioned for Britain's Got Talent last month.

Simon said, "What is your act?"

I said, "Magic."

He said, "Okay, so what are you both going to do?"

I said, "We are going to make a child disappear into thin air."

He said, "Have you ever done this before?"

I said, "Yes, once."

He said,

"Okay Gerry & Kate, good luck."

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Jonathan Ross was caught stealing a kitchen utensil from Tesco today...

When questioned, Ross said it was a 'whisk' he had to take

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The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory,
effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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