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  • 10-06-2011 3:48pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

    She said "It's my husband, Quick try the back door!"....?

    Thinking back I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day....!!

    ______________________-

    The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers.

    So I did, she's 21 and her name is Donna....!!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    shawnee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭shawnee


    good ones where do you get em :D:p Keep em comin.


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    #3
    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Touch it gently,

    Put 2 fingers inside,

    If its big put 3 fingers in,

    Rub it UP and DOWN!

    .....
    .....
    .....
    .....
    .....
    Yeah thats how you wash a CUP!


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