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2 Priests

Tauriel · 2011-06-10 07:53:11

2 priests go for a shower one night. They are naked before they realise they have no soap. Fr. John goes to his room to get some, not bothering to get dressed. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. Half way down the hall 3 nuns head his way. He pretends to be a statue! The nuns say how…

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10-06-2011 8:53am

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Tauriel

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2 priests go for a shower one night.

They are naked before they realise they have no soap.

Fr. John goes to his room to get some, not bothering to get dressed.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.

Half way down the hall 3 nuns head his way.

He pretends to be a statue!

The nuns say how life like he looks.

First nun pulls his manhood. Startled he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh, its a soap dispenser!"

Second nun does the same and he drops the second bar.

Third nun keeps tugging "Sweet Jesus. Hand lotion too!"

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